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    Not knowing much about Greek Mythology is my sword of Achilles.

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    Not knowing much about Greek Mythology is my Apollo’s heal.

  • Why doesn't Elton John eat lettuce?

    Because he's a rocket man.

  • What do you call a woman who's tired of talking about the Environment?

    Regreta Thunberg

  • My collection of Achilles jokes is my Augean stables

  • My fastidiousness about biology is my Achilles tendon.

  • Thetis the problem

  • My lack of knowledge about Greek Mythology is my Siegfried and Roy

  • My fondness for Greek food is my Tzatziki's olive oil.

  • Not knowing much about Cardassians is my Shatner's bassoon

  • My Asphodel Meadows are my sward of Damocles

  • "Jesus loves you" can be very comforting words. Unless you hear them in a Mexican prison.

    Thank you, Kinky Friedman.

  • what's blue and not heavy

    light blue

  • Sombreroche???

  • I went into the local artisan deli and asked for a jar of jalapeños, the assistant said it’s pronounced “H’alapeños’ they use ’H’ for ‘J’ in Spanish.
    Oh, I’ll have a H’ar of H’alapeños then please.

  • ‘What’s blue and light? Light blue’ has a more balanced ring to it.
    For all the wrong reasons.
    Just saying.

  • From the BBC website
    Top 10 jokes of the 2023 Fringe

    I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah - Lorna Rose Treen

    The most British thing I've ever heard? A lady who said 'Well I'm sorry, but I don't apologise.' - Liz Guterbock

    Last year I had a great joke about inflation. But it's hardly worth it now - Amos Gill

    When women gossip we get called bitchy; but when men do it's called a podcast - Sikisa

    I thought I'd start off with a joke about The Titanic - just to break the ice - Masai Graham

    How do coeliac Germans greet each other? Gluten tag - Frank Lavender

    My friend got locked in a coffee place overnight. Now he only ever goes into Starbucks, not the rivals. He's Costa-phobic - Roger Swift

    I entered the 'How not to surrender' competition and I won hands down - Bennett Arron

    Nationwide must have looked pretty silly when they opened their first branch - William Stone

    My grandma describes herself as being in her "twilight years" which I love because they're great films - Daniel Foxx

  • I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah - Lorna Rose Treen

    This is shit.

  • I know where they work as well, I went once and they had a dog in a cage, it was a Shih Tzu

  • It's so shit. It doesn't even make any sense, other than dumb word play. There are way better gags on the list.

  • I used to date a zoo employee, but turned out he wasn't a keeper

  • Much more betterer

  • I used to date a guy who worked at a zoo. But he wasn't a keeper.

    Who says "Zoo employee"?

  • When we were dating, I thought he was a zookeeper - but it turned out he was a cheetah.

  • My friend got locked in a coffee shop overnight, and now he's Costa-phobic.

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