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• #8227
Prefer
Not knowing much about Greek Mythology is my Apollo’s heal. -
• #8228
Why doesn't Elton John eat lettuce?
Because he's a rocket man.
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• #8229
What do you call a woman who's tired of talking about the Environment?
Regreta Thunberg
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• #8230
My collection of Achilles jokes is my Augean stables
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• #8231
My fastidiousness about biology is my Achilles tendon.
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• #8232
Thetis the problem
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• #8233
My lack of knowledge about Greek Mythology is my Siegfried and Roy
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• #8234
My fondness for Greek food is my Tzatziki's olive oil.
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• #8235
Not knowing much about Cardassians is my Shatner's bassoon
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• #8236
My Asphodel Meadows are my sward of Damocles
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• #8237
"Jesus loves you" can be very comforting words. Unless you hear them in a Mexican prison.
Thank you, Kinky Friedman.
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• #8238
what's blue and not heavy
light blue
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• #8239
Sombreroche???
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• #8240
I went into the local artisan deli and asked for a jar of jalapeños, the assistant said it’s pronounced “H’alapeños’ they use ’H’ for ‘J’ in Spanish.
Oh, I’ll have a H’ar of H’alapeños then please. -
• #8241
‘What’s blue and light? Light blue’ has a more balanced ring to it.
For all the wrong reasons.
Just saying. -
• #8242
From the BBC website
Top 10 jokes of the 2023 FringeI started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah - Lorna Rose Treen
The most British thing I've ever heard? A lady who said 'Well I'm sorry, but I don't apologise.' - Liz Guterbock
Last year I had a great joke about inflation. But it's hardly worth it now - Amos Gill
When women gossip we get called bitchy; but when men do it's called a podcast - Sikisa
I thought I'd start off with a joke about The Titanic - just to break the ice - Masai Graham
How do coeliac Germans greet each other? Gluten tag - Frank Lavender
My friend got locked in a coffee place overnight. Now he only ever goes into Starbucks, not the rivals. He's Costa-phobic - Roger Swift
I entered the 'How not to surrender' competition and I won hands down - Bennett Arron
Nationwide must have looked pretty silly when they opened their first branch - William Stone
My grandma describes herself as being in her "twilight years" which I love because they're great films - Daniel Foxx
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• #8243
I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah - Lorna Rose Treen
This is shit.
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• #8244
I know where they work as well, I went once and they had a dog in a cage, it was a Shih Tzu
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• #8245
It's so shit. It doesn't even make any sense, other than dumb word play. There are way better gags on the list.
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• #8246
I used to date a zoo employee, but turned out he wasn't a keeper
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• #8247
Much more betterer
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• #8248
I used to date a guy who worked at a zoo. But he wasn't a keeper.
Who says "Zoo employee"?
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• #8249
When we were dating, I thought he was a zookeeper - but it turned out he was a cheetah.
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• #8250
My friend got locked in a coffee shop overnight, and now he's Costa-phobic.
Or
Not knowing much about Greek Mythology is my sword of Achilles.