Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Tory Spice

Ginger spice IIRC

They'd never use a tautology like that.

Ginger spice

We have a winner

I once fell asleep here (x marks the approx spot). Thank fuck it was in the days before smartphones.

Also, worst hangovers thread >>>>>>

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I got on the Number 8 at Holborn at midnight and woke up at 7am in a bus depot in Romford. Slept really well.

I woke up on a bus and panicked, getting off in a hurry. It'd gone from the bottom of Tottenham Ct Road to Warren St.

I woke up in Bexleyheath bus station a few times. Once came down at about 4am and hit the emergency exit doors just as the nightwatchman was doing his rounds. Poor old fella almost had kittens.

I just assumed all buses ended up at Catford eventually based on my blackout drinking experiences back in the day…

Getting on the last train to Blackheath from Charing Cross and waking up in Dartford was my worst one.

I got pissed on a school trip to York aged 16/17ish. Slept through everyone getting off at Peterborough and ended up in King's Cross. Had to get a policeman to phone the school and get put on a train back. Teacher in charge felt extremely guilty and bought me a Chinese takeaway on the way back to school after picking me up later. Needed it to soothe my teenage hangover.

haha

Friend of mine lived in Turnpike Lane

Fell asleep on the Picaddilly Line and woke up in Cockfosters. The station attendant woke him up and told him that the last southbound train was about to depart, so he quickly hurried over to it and woke up in Heathrow.

Waking in Stevenage just as some scrote was disconnecting and running off with my iPod was another bad one.

Fell asleep on the 192 out of Manchester, missed my stop and ended up of the line in Hazel Grove, crossed the road, had a little sick, back on another 192, ended up at the bus station back in Manchester, waited ages for another bus home.

Also spent a night in winter sleeping in a bus stop under the M60, nowhere near there place I left or where I was heading, guess I got a bit lost and figured I'd sort it out in the morning.

My brother tried to get the tube from Euston to West Ham when he was a student.

Was awoken by station staff at Birmingham New Street in the early hours.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axFFSJ_UeCg

Ha I've done exactly.thw same, decade or so ago I lived in turnpike Lane, on.new years eve one year I got.to tube to.friends in Earls court, we all did some pokey as fuck lsd25 and were spongled for Bout 15 hours, at about midday the following day the curtains and carpet had stopped whirlpooling enough i thought I could make it home. Walked to tube, instantly fell asleep.and woke in Cockfosters,.crossed the bridge and go.train back and fell asleep again and woke up in Heathrow,.much swearing and then all the way back.up almost the entire length of.the poccadilly line back to. Turnpike lane, took me about 3 and a half hours on the tube to get home that day.

I had a work Christmas night out many years ago, somewhere near Hammersmith, don't remember which pub but they were selling festive chutney on the bar. Got smashed, Piccadilly line back to manor house, fell asleep and eventually woke up in cockfosters at 3am. Got myself out of the train and checked my phone. Over a hundred missed calls from my gf. apparently i had drunkenly called her before getting on the train and promised to call her back when i got off. She wasn't impressed, so i called her to let her know i was fine. Whilst speaking to her i put my hand in my coat pocket only to find a worrying warmth and moistness. For some reason my first thought was that I'd been stabbed. I told her this and she freaked out even more. Transpires i had bought a jar of festive chutney from the pub and some Joker had emptied it into my coat pocket whilst i slept. Maybe they just needed the jar?

Ha - I was wondering what 'festive chutney' was a euph for until the last line.

I've woken up at the end of the line more than a few times. Used to Brompton home down the A31 from Alton but this is less feasible from Portsmouth, so you end up in an expensive taxi.

To adapt a quote, 'the difference between a lift for free and a lift for money is that paying for a lift usually costs a lot less'.

I got pissed after work once about 20 years ago, remember getting to Waterloo but then woke up in Upper Halliford and got off the train in a blind panic. There was literally nothing there, the station seemed to serve the M3 underpass. Walked up the road and found a pub which still had the staff inside, they called a cab for me and £50 later I was home. There's still two hours of my life missing from that night, I have no idea how I got on a train to Shepperton or why.

When I lived near Cambridge, I'd been to London and got the Liverpool St train home. Just before my stop, I walked up the carriages to be closer to the car park when I got off and found this city type fast asleep with a piece of A4 card around his neck with "Please wake me up at Tottenham Hale" printed on it. Underneath someone had neatly written "No". I left him to it, more chance of getting a taxi home from Cambridge Station than he had from Whittlesford Parkway.

Lol I was just going to post that