Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

Clarkson is unequivocally anti golf so...

…he’s still a wanker

Two types of people. Self-confessed wankers, and liars.

Clarkson is unequivocally a cunt

Ftfy

I think he'd count that as a success. His career has been based on winding people up from Performance Car onwards..

Just because clarkson is anti-golf doesn’t mean the golf wankers are anti-clarkson. I bet there’s plenty of horny red faced men in plus fours who’d happily give Jeremy a sloppy nosh round the back of the 18th hole.

I think plus 2 is the correct apparel for the links.. Plus 4 for the moor.

I think plus 2 is the correct apparel for the links.. Plus 4 for the moor.

#amidoingthisright?

Obviously the lufkiss 19th hole is a friendly inclusive place.. so I wouldn't worry

Though Clarkson sold his ages ago.

How would you know this?

This feels a bit... homophobic?

The water is quite useful for blueberries and making children's bubble mixture if you live in a hard water area.

^ that's more LLL than golf club. Read it in comic sans or another horrific font.

To clarify, I do not approve of the giving of blowjobs to Jeremy Clarkson by anyone of any sexuality

OK so by giving you mean no freebies?
What about as part of a financial transaction?

I support the rights of sex workers to go about their business without judgment, so I guess I’ll have to allow this, as monstrous as it seems

I don't mind waiting I just hate to add anything to my list of people to chase up to see if they're doing what they said they'd do last time we spoke.

They are at CarFest - the Chris Evans thing.

Sex work is never a choice. No one ever says ‘hey daughter this might be a good career opportunity for you’. So don’t joke about it.

Living up to your username

a) pretty sure plenty of people make a respectable living out of sex work - just look at onlyfans
b) not all sex workers are women / indentify as female
c) sex workers are adults who have agency of their own and probably don't need their parents approval to engage in sex worky bsns

weird flex.

Wtf? Yes it is lol. It seems as though you're insinuating all sex workers are forced into sex work? Did you ever consider that sex workers A) enjoy their jobs? B) find it liberating? C) prefer it to traditional work? D) make bank? etc etc

Not denying that there's obviously a darker side to sex work, but you're comment couldn't be more wrong.

No one ever says ‘hey daughter this might be a good career opportunity for you’

Just because it isn't socially acceptance doesn't mean it isn't a choice for some, the recent outrage by content creators at the removal of a revenue stream on onlyfans highlights this

Sorry but no. Prostitution (what I am referring to) is 100% exploitative. No one chooses that line of work if they have other options available to them. Absolute bullshit.

You’re wrong. Some people choose escorting/prostitution because it’s well paid and flexible.