Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

And stated it was for your only bike! Barely eligible for the driving range

A michelin starred chef i know

Struggling to think of any reason you would want to store umbilical cord blood for your own child? Accidental exposure to a myeloablative dose of irradiation? Donating umbilical cord blood for others to use however is a very good idea.

(Didn’t read your post properly, disregard).

Damage to an organ that requires transplant but not urgently? Better to have your own dna than someone else’s and have to take immunosuppressants forever.

I read a great sci-fi book once where the authorities cloned everyone and kept the clones in some shithole of a town without any rights of course and then if any of the regular population lost an eye, kidney, needed some sort of transplant they took them from the clones to leave a whole city full of half-dead clones.

it was better than it sounds.

#doandroidsdreamofelectricsheep

(yup, it wasn't that one)

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Spares by Michael Marshall Smith?

Amoral authority in control of a town full of half dead clones? Sounds like My Season in Slough by Michael Portillo

that's the one, good call.

very good

nope, i think GB below has it

Massive spoiler but the film The Island is pretty much this as well

Anything that saves someone from watching The Island is ok I think.

Love island?

Removing mine as it’s a massive spoiler then

A Porsche would look great on that gravel drive.

I think that one was written with too much gentle mockery in mind to qualify for this thread

I thought we established context was irrelevant in these parts.

What’s the element here, the gravel or having a driveway?

An elephant is a very large mammal, unfortunate enough to have teeth known as 'ivory'. It is the symbol of the Republican Party in the USA and, therefore, the patron saint of golf courses.

Oh, sorry, you said element.

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Well, they said 'gravel drive', not 'gravel driveway', but in any case it should of course have been 'cycleway'.

Furious debate at the golf club bar about this

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/aug/26/london-golf-courses-could-provide-homes-for-300000-people-study-says

Just picked up the GTV from the specialist I use and Jeremy Clarksons Alfetta GTV6 was parked outside awaiting some work.

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