Jokes / Joke du jour!

You may not think this lettuce shortage is going to be a big problem, but I'm telling you it's just the tip of the iceberg.

That joke is a little gem

Lettuce not panic; leaf it for later when the prices start to rocket.

It’s cos of the politics

Did you vote romaine?

You're all being a little radicchio

It could be the endive salads as we know them

What did bruce Forsyth always have for his Christmas dinner

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' good game , good game'

Fucking hell......

I like that these puns have become arugula occurrence

A cheese maker friend of mine says their favourite Christmas carol is
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A whey in a manger

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPzHr5j7D2w

A cabinet maker friend of mine 's favourite Christmas carol is
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In the teak midwinter

A dermatologist friend of mine 's favourite Christmas carol is
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Once in boil David's city

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I have a friend who runs an Alcoholics Anonymous class. Their favourite carol is ‘Please God rest ye merry gentlemen’.

A friend of mine who lacks prudence and foresight 's favourite Christmas carol is
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The folly and the ivy

A hoover sales person friend of mine is being threatened
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They think it's anti Vax protesters

Would have been better as"

Have you heard there is a protest in London at the moment against James Dyson?

A Colombian former guerilla friend of mine's favourite Christmas carol is
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FARC the herald angels sing

Cornwall has gone to Tier Four as hundreds of Pirates returned for Christmas.

The Arrr Rate has increased dramatically.

I thought the Pirate had increased dramatically?

That's very good.

James Dyson

Techtronic Industries
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But its losing the little humour the joke had

I think I've had too much sparkling grape juice
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I'm shloer -ring my words

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