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Gaaaaaah!

I've got a Polish mate who's a sound technician.

And a Czech one, too.

echo

I am so sorry ...

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These are all shit!

These are all Christmas cracker jokes !
🙄

I recognise the Grauniad font.

These jokes are from the "Gold" TV channel. Ban this sick filth.

There are two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

There are three hard things in, race conditions, Computer Science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

Nice, hadn't heard that variant before!

Statement about subject with X number of conditional statements about subject: Y number of conditional statements stated = output : mild lol.

OK, in the spirit of trying to combine everything onto one line, how about:-

There are 110 hard things in, race conditions, Computer Science: cache invalidation, understanding binary, naming things and off-by-one errors.

You forgot the one about extrapolating from incomplete

There 10 people who understand binary.
Those that do, and those that don't.

(I think this may be the actual 10th posting of this)

Thieves have just robbed a lorry full of dictionaries at gunpoint
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The shocked driver is lost for words

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mild lol.

There are two problems in Computer Science: we only have one joke and it's not very funny.

This is good. But I may not get it at the right level.

greece: send nudes

british museum: no

greece: cmon those are ours

https://twitter.com/fndeltoro/status/1336788627758714881

Ha!

I understand this as a summary of the Parthenon argument, but feel like I'm missing the joke, if there's a joke?

Apologies for asking to have a joke explained :|

More a weak gag I guess.

detective: what happened here?

officer: couple of kids dead in the bathroom with bloody santa written three times in blood

detective: my god... it's a Christmas mirror kill

https://twitter.com/desukidesu/status/1337152546046152704

3 guys are on a boat with 4 cigarettes but nothing to light them with.
So they throw one overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

From @spindrift’s link

homer: i call it the odyssey.

friend: this is sick dude. epic even.

homer: yeah man. with any luck they'll name a minivan after it some day.