I hate

They were found in an excavation in Egypt so not Roman.

Yeah, not exactly anatomically accurate.

Guessing two toes in one part > sandal bit > other three toes? Kind of starting to make sense. I'm sure they knew what they were doing.

Current footwear

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Fashion crime!

One of many I have committed

I actually don't wear socks with my sandals, but that's mainly because it's hot here. I will be taking full advantage of the 'cold' winter to wear trainers as it's currently a little too warm to do so!

Egypt
not exactly anatomically accurate.

Anatomy of the pyramid building aliens, perhaps?

Were digital scales found nearby?
Did Dammit build the pyramids?

Would explain things, as it's younger than me people who want to make socks and sandals hip.

But me and my brother didn't rate our dads leather sandals with white tennis socks much.

Can't beat the comfort though and indoors I do socks and ugly slippers as the rented house comes with a good Belfast Extra Cold Floor with Bonus Draught.

So @dancing james will soon be wearing hip fashion 😁

Lol 😆

No, but he will buy a pyramid and have it rebuilt to his satisfaction.

No, but he will buy a pyramid and

find it is no longer astronomically aligned. He will have both the Moon and the Sun re-positioned.

Crocs without socks is a slippery, aromatic affair.

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I brought some of these but had to return them because Birkenstock doesn't do normal sizes and I'm between their sizes. It's like they're forcing me to buy crocks.

You should set your feet on fire.

What kind of attitude is that, Dammit would have them unstitched, replace the parts with higher spec materials then restitched to fit his feet perfectly.

A fascinating insight into JB's Pinterest mood board...

Jealous?

I own one of his old frames maybe I could buy some second hand Birks off him too

Other forums
Bikeradar: the misogyny and bile on that site is awful and unchecked.
Singletrack: got shit for not knowing who a footballer is.

LFGSS: bunch of cunts seems more my speed.

Fuck off you massive bellend

Welcome here anytime friend.

^what that massive bell end said

Haven't you been politically imprisoned yet?

Well fuck off out of the football thread?

Dr Scholl for you...cloggy.