I hate

I've tried it snd didn't enjoy it very much... Have you done the deep breath test with stinky tofu??? That smell on a 35 degree day with 90% humidity and a hangover is something to behold.

First time I encountered it, I thought a horse must have done a shit nearby.

I freely admit that the glorious smell of durian, described as rotten onions with a hint of sewage

"Onions and antibiotics" was the description that I heard. It's the only time I've seen an adult pull the same face as a baby being given its first spoonful of pureed carrot.

I used to work in the same building as a Chinese couple who ran a wholesaler for nail salon supplies. They were very partial to a bit of durian, quite often the building would be in a fog of some sort of olfactory battle between acetone and raw sewerage. It didn't help that my old boss had no sense of smell but was incredibly flatulent.

Pfft all you chatting shit about some ripe durian and fermented tofu. It's just foods. Foods that there are specific bylaws around transporting, but just foods nonetheless.

When you know it's going to be a shit day.

I first encountered durian in Kuala Lumpur in about ‘97. We went to a restaurant and they actually had a separate dining area for people who wanted the durian dessert.

Stinky tofu... the smell reaches into the depths of my stomach and wraps its pungent hands around anything inside me, threatening to drag it out of my body at speed. Burning flesh smells nicer.
In contrast, durian is unpleasant but doesn't make me want to put corks in my nose.

century eggs.

the fuck is wrong with these people?

It's not just those people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_haw_YDC_zo

Burning flesh smells nicer.

Depends whose flesh it is, surely?

Had to film some Swedish footballers attempting to eat this once (they both refused) and I can wholeheartedly agree with everything everyone in that video said about the smell.
It just has that rich, sweet corruption smell of something rotting/dying, but also mixed in with vomit.

Don’t get any of it on your clothes, it does not wash away easily..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDr0Kbbw6D0

I actually liked these before going the way of the Vegan cult.

watched a video of my wee nephew trying one for the first time... tentative at first - "this smells like farts!" (boi ain't wrong) but was soon converted. mind you, these kids have grown up eating birds nest soup and christ know what else their grandmother makes for them.

😂. Yeah well farty but they taste nice esp in rice porrage. I'm sure he will be trying all sorts of food prepped by grannie.

Thai chunky fish sauce is pretty horrific too, it's pretty much sewage.

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Ooof pungent.

"Loo"
Irritates me immensely.

Just call it a toilet.

What about bog or shitter?

Fine

"twally"

Reguardez khazi!
Doesn't cut the mustard?

Incorrect mealtimes

Lunch at 12:30
Tea at 5:30

Otherwise I'm just grouchy/grouchier

Incorrect meal terms
Breakfast
Lunch
Dinner
Pudding