I hate

Or is very big.

Take your pick.

Hmmmm, questionable comments...

Minus ten points all 'round...

Two choice quotes:

Wahey !
How about " more pricks than a triple twenty " ?

The lack of a universal parking payment app

There used to be one. It was called "cash" iirc.

Tried that but the machine has been vandalised. Third app this week.

if you want to go bling you can get smart epi pens that talk to you.

Is having them not talk to you a premium feature?

The lack of a Dart’ charge app.

Nails.

Human ones that go from neatly trimmed to troglodyte hermit overnight.

Fencing ones with a significant percentage supplied without heads.

This. We lucked out in that the three councils we spend time in used Ringo for a while but over the last two years all three of them have moved to their own proprietary web based payment system, each requiring individual registration. Ball ache.

See also the lack of unified public transport ticket app, which lots of European countries seem to have.

People on public transport who listen to stuff on their phone out of the speaker rather than using headphones. Especially when it’s the Big Bang Theory that they choose to watch.

Time for a soundclash!

I've only done it once but it worked!
A bit of metal to drown them out

Plaited beards, just why?

Because plaiting your pubes is a waste of time and effort as hardly anyone sees them.

cheeky chi chi MCWP organic veg shops still trying to pull the minimum £5.00 spend for electronic transactions bullshit.

no fucker carries cash anymore and you know it.

cheeky chi chi MCWP

This too took me far too long to parse

. @hats what else was on the peach pizza..im not even gonna ask about the durian one...bluruuuurgh

Well, in Pizza Hut in Taiwan you can get a pizza with

1. Durian
   
2. Malaysian white coffee
   
3. Mozzarella
   
4. Almonds
   
   

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Anything with durian is wrong wrong wrong.
Taiwan has previous for weird pizzas. I present to you, the milk tea pizza.

edit - can't upload the picture, does the forum hate milk tea or something? Here's a link to a description of the pizza: https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/3804982

I find that I cannot upload images when on a VPN. Given your location, I'm guessing that's how you are connected too.

Yep, work VPN. I've uploaded images before but using my personal VPN so I will try again later - I wouldn't want you all to miss out on the delight that is milk tea pizza.

Yeah the boba tea pizzza made a appearance here in HK too there are quite a few v popular Taiwan resurants here.
I've never got durian.
the boba tea balls are getting put in loads of stuff I saw a cream cake thing with them the other day

I really like durian crisps. Not as pungent as the fresh fruit itself. In fact, doesn't taste much like the fresh fruit at all. Very moreish. The fresh fruit can get to fuck though.

My friend had a gas leak in his apartment and initially accused his housemate of bringing durian home. So fucking pungent.

Oh god, I'd totally forgotten that you could get boba tea toasties here for a while. I ordered one once when incredibly hungover. Not good. Much regret.

The human nose is pretty sensitive to mal odours,
but,
as all parents will remember has some sort of overload facility
so that stuff that won't kill you can be dealt with.
I freely admit that the glorious smell of durian, described as rotten onions with a hint of sewage,
is gaggingly powerful, but take a deep breath, overload the receptors,
and enjoy the texture and other flavours lurking behind the rotten onions.

(Also once had 'raw' durian, more white than the orangey/yellow.
You could see the individual layers of material.
Hardly smelt, no flavours at all. Don't bother, no use as a lead in
to the ripe stuff).