Live, Laugh, Love.

Hah...fucking hate Vetrianno
Surefire sign of an absolute maniac

I've got a CUNT mug in the same style.

A guy at work got one of these in Secret Santa.

When I was a kid, my mate's Dad bought a mug on holiday which had a 'W' on it followed by an anchor symbol. He like sailing and nautical paraphernalia and had no idea what it meant. My mate was the only one who clocked it and we laughed about it for ages. Anyways, eventually his sister enquired what he found so funny about the mug and he told her. She relayed this to their dad and he was so aggrieved by the revelation that he put the mug in a bag and smashed it. We still laugh about that to this day.

Live, laugh, fuck off......

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none of it gets a pass. NONE OF IT.

This is my all time fav, an absolute worldie

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Just lie there, not do some filthy, filthy yentzing?

'Are you sexually active?'

'No, I just lie there'

Have you considered cycle training?

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I've got this in blackletter on a tote bag, will I die?

what's the outlook for tote bags in general? are we pre or post backlash?

i've grown rather fond of a fair few in the past six months. so handy!

Def seeing a second peak. Might start flipping Daunt Books ones again.

I forcibly tried to give @Mickie_Cricket one, he refused stating he already had a lot of them; same issue for me, too many totes

totes.

You would not believe the interest my Trader Joe's collection gets in South London's leafier boulevards.

Oh and this one - although it can be awkward when people realise it's plastic rather than cotton/jute.

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"
I bake for noone, they bake for me.
Seems like the more sourdough we buy, the more totes we get."

Judging by some of the stuff on this thread we are all doomed....

I'm still searching for the perfect tote, also slowly developing an accidental collection... This is my current fave, on weekends only unfortunately, Canopy tote is my school bag...

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Living where I do every other house is like that one andyp posted.
The occupants are likely to say "all lives matter" and refuse to wear masks in supermarkets. Yes I am snobbish and judgemental and I don't care.

My farmhouse aesthetic demands I carry my fresh produce in a cartridge shoulder bag.

This has not garnered enough admiration.

Used to work for this place

https://www.spaceform.com/breathe/breathe/new-designs-yogic-mantra

If you use a Foghorn Leghorn voice and an "I say" in the sentence it's not too bad.

As part of the front line gentrifiers I have settled on a no-doubt @dancing james approved Filson tin cloth tote to make sure the weekly sourdough gets home in one piece.

Totes = Short handled Musettes