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this is astounding. my head hurts from laughing

This

so fucking good

A kazoo featured on Crosstown Traffic.

Entertaining sound but a bit disappointed. I read the cover and was dying to hear how they were going to recreate Plant’s rhythmic moaning.

Yes it was ... https://ourpastimes.com/how-to-make-a-kazoo-out-of-a-comb-12302951.html

I've been reading about fair isle jumper producers

It's a close knit community

I was hoping to take some leftovers from last night's office party but my plans were foiled.

My dad was a Foster parent whereas my mum always preferred Carlsberg.

Dad native American, mum's Scottish, that's why I'm called Hawkeye The Noo.

During his professional career my uncle never lost a single case.

That makes him Birmingham airport's top baggage handler.

Some dickhead in a big van driving right up my arse and flashing his lights. Anyway, the Managing Director of ECNALUBMA is going to be getting a very strongly worded email from me as soon as I get home and collect my thoughts.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar.

The rabbit says, "I think I might be a typo."

My dad was a Foster parent whereas my mum always preferred Carlsberg.

I always got on really well with my stepladder

Great page.

It finally happened! The flight attendant asked "is there a doctor on this flight?" and I leapt up and said yes!

Did a tracheotomy at 30,000ft with a razor blade and ballpoint pen.

He didn't make it, but the thrill was undeniable. Thinking of going to doctor school now.

hahahaha

Thank you Private Eye. I just love the guy's body language too.....

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The inventor of the sexual innuendo has sadly passed away today.

His wife is taking it really hard.

I had to go to the doctors after shoving half a dozen toy horses up my bum.
She said my condition is stable.

That reminds me

Theresa May's husband has just been admitted to hospital with exactly the same problem

He is said to be in a strong and stable condition

Austin Metropolitan Virus?

Car On A Virus

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