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Hmm. Might try with a UK proxy and see if that makes a difference.

Edit: Sorted. But my iPad is too old for their app #1stworldproblems

No need to sign up, Corny will be including most of it in his posts on here..

Season winning post right there

http://theathletic.com/conway50off

There’s 50% off right there.

http://theathletico.com/conway50off

ftfy...

Without cheating, how many of these translated footballers' names can you work out?

Tony Christmas
Sebastian Pigclimber
John Kills
Henry Church
Matthew Nicevalley
Ferdinand Towers
Vincent You Will
Albert Blacksmith
Angel of Mary
Richard Oak
Joseph Queen
Francis Basinbuilder

7, though wondering who Enrique Iglesias plays for.

Wrong language - but it's funny how translatable that name is. It's also not Heinrich Kirche.

That one always gets me going.

You're welcome! 😉

a woman referee ..............

*spits tea all over the screen

whatever next

coyrs

Beautifully worked goal from us, loving Pulisic, he's a fucking assassin...

I thought we were fucked in the first ten minutes, totally overrun... Long way to go...

Liverpool tearing us a new one here. Will be lucky to walk off the pitch with ten men

That last post was brought to you in memory and appreciation of @mikec

into jonny time
hope you are watching squire

Good game, shit final peno from Tammy but we played much better than I thought we would... Looking forward to getting Rudi, Willian and CHO back...

aces
the heptuple sextuple is still on

i wish we had kante, he was the man of the match tonight

not this one dude. is just a friendly really innit. sounded like half decent game mind

Chelsea were much better than I expected, we looked lost in the first half... Bobby coming on sorted things out quickly

Chelseas pen to equalise was a bit fecking sketchy... what's the point of var if it's not going to check things like that. Pen/Not a Pen is pretty clear and obvious especially compared to armpit millimetres for offside at the weekend

Or are we heading to prem and euro var's being different?

Your keeper was way off the line when Tammy's peno was saved, swings and roundabouts, as @jonny said, it's just a posh friendly...

Really disgusting racist abuse of Tammy Abraham yesterday. WTF do these creatures think they will achieve by it?

Said to my mate (an actual, real, non-racist Hammer) at kick off, no matter what happens in this game, the news tomorrow will be about Chelsea fans doing something racist. Sadly inevitable.

(an actual, real, non-racist Hammer)

Never🤦‍♂️

I missed that... what happened?

Twats on Twitter

https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/chelsea/tammy-abraham-abuse-sees-kick-it-out-call-on-twitter-to-outline-plan-to-tackle-online-racism-a4214076.html