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  • I can only hope I have such wondrous tales to tell when I'm, eventually, as old as you.

  • Sadly, white shit probably means he was in liver failure to some degree :(

  • He didn't look very well, tbh...

  • that definitely reduces the amusement value

  • More sad than funny. The guy clearly was going through all sorts of tough times.

    #virtuesignalling

  • I only know that you get white shit when your liver is fucked because it happened to me once.

    I was one of the really rare cases where glandular fever goes rogue when I was a teenager. Turned on my liver for a bit. I recovered after a year or so and am totally fine now. Porcelain poos at the time though /csb

  • years back ....you used to see white dog shit......was told that it was from a white dog! think it's something to do with the dog food that the time....

  • you used to see white dog shit

    Old white crumbly...

    Once saw a city gent on a train out of Liverpool Street get up, walk to the door well, drop his kecks, crouch down and do a massive runny shit into his trews, then stand up, pull up said garments and stagger back to his seat to sit down as if nothing had happened.

    Gagging.

  • Huge if true etc.

  • Once saw a city gent on a train out of Liverpool Street get up, walk to the door well, drop his kecks, crouch down and do a massive runny shit into his trews, then stand up, pull up said garments and stagger back to his seat to sit down as if nothing had happened.

    Gagging.

  • Once saw a city gent on a train out of Liverpool Street get up, walk to the door well, drop his kecks, crouch down and do a massive runny shit into his trews, then stand up, pull up said garments and stagger back to his seat to sit down as if nothing had happened.

    @citygent ? spotted thread >>>>>

  • Why INTO his Trews??! Did he just not miss?

  • Its difficult to squat with your arse not above your ankles. Center of gravity init

  • So he was trying to be smart/ quick but failed dismally... Hahahaha

  • The cheaper dogfood brands used to add a lot of bone meal (often from poor sources, badly rendered). They stopped doing that, no more white dog shit.

  • We've all been there.

    Charing Cross I mean. I'd know those distinctive blocked-off white bins anywhere.

  • It's Embankment, isn't it?

  • Er...er.. Wasn't it all Charing Cross once?

    [Edit: no, only the District/Circle line bit]
    [Edit 2: actually, seems it was for a while, before Strand and Trafalgar Square stations became the new Charing Cross]

  • it's not the singularity, it's a man in a suit

  • A Russian Chernobyl joke:

    An American robot is on the roof for five minutes, and then it breaks down. The Japanese robot is on the roof for five minutes, and then breaks down.

    The Russian robot is up there two hours! Then a command comes in over the loudspeaker: "Private Ivanov! In two hours, you're welcome to come down and have a cigarette break."

  • Capita have fucked up British Army recruitment

  • I blame the millenials.

  • Hmmmm


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  • Capita admitted it had "underestimated the complexity" of the project.

    Epitaph for the 21st century.

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