Epic fail

How can you screw up such a portmanteau open goal?
Clearly BREXSPLAINING, surely?!

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Portmanteaupen goal surely?

fucking amateurs.

Gah! Epic fail within epic fail.

Failception.

Fail, me, tonight.

If you're gonna pick a fight with a car that beeps at you, probably don't do it on a friday night and definitely do it with a car that's choc full of young guys.

I'll have a black eye for crimbo but coulda been much worse...

Not good. Fisticuffs?

Anything on the last Friday before Crimbo never works out well.

Yeah but largely brought upon myself.

True, tis the season to be getting the train.

Ouch

Bad luck

Looks like the day lived up to its name

busiest day for the year for nhs / drunk tanks

yay, huge manitee

Dunno if it’ll get worse before it gets better...

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certainly did.

me and my girlfriend tried to break up a fight by tottenham court road last night. it seemed to have calmed down til one guy who had been mostly uninvolved came up behind the guy i was trying to reason with and thumped him in the back of the head. he made a horrible slap as he hit the pavement.

all the fighty people immediately disappeared and i was left doing my best attempt at a recovery position on him.

sucker punched bloke was mostly ok thankfully. we gave statements to the police and got the tube in the wrong direction for 5 stops before realising.

any first aid course recommendations? felt completely incapable.

hope you're ok @M_V that sounds like an awful experience.

Fuuuck

Hope it clears quickly.

Nice shiner!!

A best attempt is better than no attempt and you did good - no one died. Investigate The Red Cross or St John Ambulance for a course or at least a first aid book if you want to gain confidence.

Not good. Did they attack you en masse?

Not sure what's going on here. Recently noticed a lot of street view from autumn this year is at night.

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Nah, I think one got out, I swung a couple punches so then his mates got out.

Yeah, have noticed that too. Quite annoying as I often rely on streetview for work.

You can use the thing at the top left to go back in time but it's tiresome.

Brutal, heal soon man.

Cheers.

Cheers, pretty painless other than if I screw my face up so could be a lot worse.