Epic fail

Not sure where to put this, but shout out the bloke who posted me a Makita circular saw I won on eBay in a filmsy af cardboard box with the charged battery plugged in.

I lifted it out the box and was like WTF?! when the pilot light came on as I grabbed the handle.

Actually 328.

That escalated quickly.

Makita circular saw I won on eBay

An epic win cancelled out by an epic fail. All good.

I did Scientific and Technical Illustration at Southampton. It was highbrow stuff like cut-aways of ships and buildings or Uber detailed sections of bird feathers. We had a freezer full of, erm 'stuff' that were taken out everyday to be sketched and started to really honk after a couple of weeks partially defrosting every 24 hours. We were even asked if we would like a regular life drawing class....in the morge!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-england-46475631

Fucking hell!

I wonder if this is a cultural misunderstanding? Lots of cultures celebrate deaths with effigies...

Yeah, clearly a genuine effort to do something right, and real douchebag behaviour to complain to the media about it. I hope their refund had their free can of Red Stripe deducted from it.

Does seem odd that they didn't want their friends to see it and then chose to turn it in to a news story.

Anyway...

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https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/read-this/mum-bought-inflatable-sheep-sex-doll-nativity-play/

Amazing, can't work out if spoof or not...

Helen, a psychology student, from Alloa, Scotland, said, “He’s probably in his room right now stuffing Lego in the hole

"accidentally"

Lego.... Sure....

Scientists have just released a study on how long it takes a piece of lego to pass through a persons digestive system.

She didn't want her friends to see the dummy effigy the hotel staff had made so she hid it... but she couldn't give a damn once she had sold the story and photos to the press!

Prepare yourself. The next post is grim

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Once saw a female tramp take a dump inside a tube carriage, so it could be worse.

Trainspotting.

I once saw a world class athlete do it on live television.

I know
Those jeans and boots.
Grim.

I was getting cash out one morning in Brixton, there was a tramp begging between the cash points... He must've got fed up or cold, he got up off the floor and walked away and there it was, a freshly laid, gleeming white turd right where he had been sitting... Incredible spectacle...

a freshly laid, gleeming white turd right where he had been sitting

I'd have given him a quid to see that !

White as snow it was... Like I say, an incredible sight...

i like a night on dulux immaculate white as much as the next man / homeless person

you know that sound effect in comedies as an angel floats down from heaven or a religious relic is uncovered, did that noise emanate from the turd as he got up and walked away with a little holy light illuminating it

a christmas miracle ?