I hate

What if you’re vegan?

I don’t get why non vegans seem to get riled by the food choices of others.

How about if you enjoyed the taste of eggs but then decided not to contribute towards using animals against their will for their flesh, unfertilised young and breast milk? You still like eggs though, so why not?

Marketing emails that use a subject starting Re:
I didn’t fucking email you about latest trends for winter so don’t pretend you’re replying to me.

Rapha clothing.... had vouchers for about 7 months now.
Anything that seems like good value is always out of my size, and Rapha sizing is fucked.
Maybe Rapha isn't about good value, although they're are many benefits, but a lot of the reviews would suggest otherwise.

Was a bit tongue in cheek. I'm vegetarian and eat a lot of vegan foods.

But ingredients for this toast dipping sauce are:

1 cup water
1 tablespoon + 1 teaspoon cornstarch
2 tablespoons light oil (such as canola or vegetable)
2 teaspoon nutritional yeast
3/4 teaspoon black salt (also called kala namak)
1/4 teaspoon turmeric

You then end up with a load of goo that just gets thrown away. I'm not sure it's any more environmentally sound than just eating a nice fresh home reared egg. And if the environment is fucked then so are animals.

I thought Re stood for Regarding, not Replying?

had vouchers for about 7 months now.

Shred them m8, that's all they're good for.

I can't! It's an online code....

Isn't that implied, with the information being in the subject and everything?

Yeh. I didn't get it....

Charity ‘sleepouts’. Wow - you managed a whole night outside in a nice dry sleeping bag with an M&S picnic and some security guards watching over you?

What an incredible gesture.

I do charity sleepouts all the time.

But I call it camping.

And I keep the money.

Yeah it does.

It does but your email subject is what the email is regarding so it’s superfluous and the Re: is applied automatically when you reply to an email so it does imply that it’s a reply.

@%~}

Organised by Social Bite.

The owner of which is a right bawsack. Extremely privileged. Went to a very expensive private school. Has no real experience with homeless people, and uses his charity as an excuse to rub shoulders with "A list" celebrities, that he pays big money to attend his cafes and restaurants.
This does nothing for the charity other than attract idiots out in to the street that want to see a celebrity.
Has he done anything for homelessness in the long term? No, well maybs 2 or 3 jobs for some of Edinburghs actual homeless in 4 or 5 years.
In the short term though, he has 2 massive queues of non-homeless, junkies waiting for hand outs at the end of the day when the cafe closes.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-34793207

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-37998912

Street League, now there is an honest homelessness charity, run by some one with the experience and the no how of what helps and what doesn't.

Not to mention their food is sub par.

I wish I didn't hate Social Bite, but it seems to have been born out of status for one, rather than actually making a difference for the needy.

re: means regarding. lots of office nobs use it in conversation.

Cyclists who don't take their helmets off when they go shopping, to the library, sight seeing, on the train etc etc. There's more and more in more unlikely places everyday. I half expect to see one sitting in the barbers or doing a few lengths of the local pool with a swimcap and goggles strapped over the top.

I often do that. You have to carry it if it’s not on your head.

Solo cunts that park in the parent and toddler bays.

Utter cunts.

Apologies. I do this. Mainly on a time basis - if it's a 3 minute whip round a shop, probably won't bother taking my helmet off, especially if it's cold and my patented layering system is in place.
Edit - as @%~} said, easier not to bother carrying it

is it ok if i park in them if it's me and the missus?

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You may want to mention you drive a 4X4, for extra outrage points.

Choirs.