Jokes / Joke du jour!

Got a rejection letter from the Origami University.

Not sure what to make of it.

What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple
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Finding an autistic boy in your apple

oh dear.
Was hoping for a mindless joke before bedtime then this...

Is there really any need for that?

No.

Finding half an autistic boy in your apple.

#justsaying

Very good, straight to the core of the matter.

Yeah, I think it pipped my efforts.

It was the kids' dad who told the tale so I guess he'd know...

Captain Scarlet...he was on the spectrum.

Maybe this should be on the 60 plus thread...

nice one

Chuckie Egg

I went to a Jamaican karaoke last night. I sang Aks by The Smiths.

Oof

Pattie in the streets of London etc.

Rice and peas peas peas let me get what I want

(Astutely avoids the triangle-player-in-a-reggae-band repost.)

That's probably a good ting

Jerks.

I knew an autistic boy who used to play triangle in a reggae band.

The Queen is Dread.

Real ale around the fountain. (oops wrong thread )

Who had no nose?

I was dreading that joke.

I remember ‘Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be’ as if it were yesterday.

Yeah, it’s just not cricket (which I don’t like....)