Invent a Sandwich

Yes. I’m all in for that. And I’d maybe put some crisps in there.

Might I suggest pickled onion?

Toast
Butter
Marmite
Cream cheese
Avocado
Chilli sauce (optional)
Squeeze of lemon, salt, pepper.

A pickled onion or pickled onion crisps? Either way, I’m not sure.

Salt and vinegar McCoy’s are a safe bet in sandwiches.

Chili jam
White miso
Avocado
Red chicory or raddichio
"Sea Cake" or equivalent smoked tofu product.
(optional: smattering of those crispy soy bean things)
In a wrap.

I had a crumpet on Friday. Do crumpets get any love on this thread?

Been smashing quite a few BLT wraps recently, with a fried egg and malt vinegar mayo.

I could smash one of these rn

Crumpet + marmite/peanut butter + cheese

Malt loaf slices , butter ,mature cheddar.

Yeah I had a variation of this with aged comte, also one with Gorgonzola and black pudding

Malt loaf slices , butter ,mature cheddar

Maltloaf sliced horizontally to give two good slices 😁

Maltloaf toasted before adding cheese and grilling again.

Peanut butter, good squeeze of lime juice, drizzle of hot sauce and some fresh coriander. On toast rather than sandwich, but sooo good.

Sounds like something I could deffo fuck with - any particular hot sauce?

Aww yeah.

Do crumpets even need anything bar butter (and marmite)?

Also Vegemite. Lettuce. White bread.

I still am not convinced there is a better sandwich than a PB&J, on white bread. Crust removed. Diagonally sliced. This is the only time it is acceptable to have smooth peanut butter. It cannot be organic, or no sugar, or artisan jam.

Tuna and Branston pickle, add beefy tomato's for extra win

Winenrind (find them on IG) are big in the crumpet game.

I’m a crunchy peanut guy - never smooth. Never.

We can disagree on this one thing. 😘

Crumpet and lemon curd is my current winner.

Date molasses is great on a crumpet.

Peanut butter sandwiches always no sugar, unsalted, crunchy. That meridian stuff basically. Need a pint of milk on the side.

Some perverts on here.

Anything involving malt loaf can go to hell. The thought of drinking milk on its own also turns my stomach.

🤙 damn right.

Crumpet with cottage cheese or extra mature cheddar.

Or strawberry jam.

Love malt loaf. But it's got to be Soreen. The own brand stuff tastes like cardboard. And I don't like cardboard. Except when bike stuff arrives for me inside it. Then it's nice. But not to eat. Even with jam.

Whatever heat floats your boat, but I like a slightly fruity sriracha.

Malt loaf is a hybrid of bread and earwax.

Lemon curd also very good on toasted hot cross buns.