I hate

Like h plus son rims?
I’m not a huge fan of names plastered everywhere on bikes, so a bit of illegibility is fine with me.

The design meeting:
"These new logos are a bit naf."
"Try sticking them on so you can't see them properly"
"Perfect!"

These twats ringing me 4 times yesterday and 3 times already today 'offering' some sort of upgrade on a nuisance call service.
FFSFO !

http://www.tpsonline.org.uk/tps/index.html

Worse than #2 is the sponge you use to clean everything you're going to eat off, just being dumped in amongst soaking plates with rotting food debris. Why can't people just leave the sponge to the side away from the waste?

.mo. in reply to @Hamham

Push past them waving your prepared oyster card.
Bonus points if you have a big coat you can swish like a cape to further heighten the pageantry and possibly learning the inconsiderate cunt.
Like when somone pushes into a bar and the tender goes to them first so you just shout your order in as soon as the prick goes 'ah'.
Love it when they begrudgingly apologise.

I don't know you but I think we'd get on.

AlexD in reply to @%~}

Urgh, I was so glad to see the back of my shared house days. I had a housemate who literally did no cleaning or tidying whatsoever in the 2 years i lived with him. Although my wife just leaves stuff out of the fridge all the time. Uses the milk. Stays on the side. Has some juice. Stays on the side. Infuriating.

Empty the fucking lot...She'll get it. Better still heat the milk, leave it out so by the morning it's fucked and she's pouring milk cubes and splashing terracotta coloured hot liquid everywhere.

Thanks - TPS appear to be naff .

https://conversation.which.co.uk/technology/nuisance-phone-calls-bbc-panorama-telephone-preference-service-ico/

meh, its worked for me.

Indeed or the manky cloth that nevertheless washed...

Eeegh!!!!!

At least spraying kitchen cleaner in the fridge drain holes stopped the damp build up :)

Price Snippers.

https://www.lfgss.com/conversations/314586/#comment14007635

Racist cunts.

Hello skippy

It was always just "skip" but whatever floats your boat.

Cunt moped /scooter riders riding around with their legs sticking out like stabilisers.

Broccoli. Tooth issues. Debt. Acts created in ignorance and compounded by arrogance.

“guys”

as in “hey howz ur food is everything okay yeah guiz yeh?” from your dead-eyed server.

And
"enjoy"
You don't really mean that, do you?

Company middle management who embrace ' values' and motivational products and processes and allow them to smother the abilities and resourcefulness of their staff.

When cashiers shove money in my hand with notes under the coins so you have to awkwardly slide the coins into your wallet, even worse when there's a fucking receipt hidden under the notes. Fuck off.

Give coins first, then give me notes, fucking ask if I want a receipt thank you

/rant

Commuters with stupidly bright lights pointing in your face. Point them towards the road please. I like to be able to see where I’m going.

This. Makes me so angry.

See also red lights on the front and white on the rear.

Bright front helmet lights are annoying too, eye height and blinding.