I hate

Dint they used to be/isnt there a law/guideline in Highway code that bike lights should NOT be on helmets or at a height of over 1.45m on a bicycle?
Im sure I read that on .gov or somewhere about 4 years ago

https://www.nidirect.gov.uk/articles/rules-cyclists-59-82

Hm, it seems not.

https://www.bikeradar.com/road/gear/article/bike-light-laws-in-the-uk-what-you-need-to-know-48568/

Maybe you got it from here? They say you can, in theory, be stopped by the police if you dazzle oncoming traffic. And that it's inconsiderate to light up too much even if you probably won't get stopped.

The lazy use of a square root symbol in place of a tick on electronic documents.

People that can't follow simple instructions. cunts.

Veganuary. Spendy cunts buying overpriced meat replacements.

People who say "off of" or "skedule" or unnecessarily start a sentence with "So".
(bloody hell, I spelt 'unnecessarily' correctly first time!)

What’s wrong with off of?

How else do you dismount if you don’t get off of your bike? How do you eat without taking your food off of the plate?

You’re a loon.

How do you eat without taking your food off of the plate?

Is it a square plate?

Or a piece of slate.

Ha! I suspect there won't be much to take your food off of once greenhell sees it though.

"Get down off your bike"
"Get down from your bike"

Not "Get down off of your bike".

Rides a Penny Farthing maybe?

I'm on a high horse about it.

"Get down from off of have you're bike"

^nailed it.

Fucking South Eastern Trains and their third consecutive weekend of rail replacement bus services. I wouldn’t mind too much, but they’ve dropped the frequency to every half hour this weekend, the cunts.

Pinterest

Someone steal your collage ideas again @TW ?

^^ This - when you try a simple Google image search to try and figure out what something is and where to get one and all that appear are unreferenced/uncredited Pinterest photos - aaarrggghh!

Then you sign up to save some of the pictures and they absolutely carpet bomb you with emails.

Isn't that how the internet works?

S-s-s-s-super dredge.

Have you read the thread title?

Fuckwits who can’t read.

Is this some weird oblique self-referential loathing?

r u ok hun?