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I've also been really busy setting up a hot cranial massage business
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Yes it's full steam ahead

I've been a bit cautious about setting up my podiatry business
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Yes, I'm taking it one step at a time

Tim, I love you man.

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I love you too

I thank you people....
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I love you people....
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As well as business ventures, I have been working on compiling a list of my favorite books. Please allow me to share these with you...

'a beginners guide to stalking and privacy litigation' by Harris Mant-Suite

' how to counteract the effects of poison ' by Ann T. Dote

' the complete history of shabby appearance' by Fred Bare

' the complete guide to the finest Chinese pottery ' by A Ming

' how to crash land a plane' by the American literary pair Landon Waters, Orlando Fields

' how to find Scottish Valleys' by Glenn Close

' bedroom furniture through the ages ' by Chester Draws

' rivetting books, an historical guide' by Paige Turner

' the complete history of German hairstyles by Herr Kutz

' the complete guide to frugal living' by Penny Pincher

' the ideal coastline' by Sandy Beech

' French heraldry, a complete guide' by Fleur D. Lee

' British public houses, a complete guide' by Rose N. Crown

' Welsh bedtime stories, a complete guide' by Nye T. Knight

' luxury sea travel, a complete guide, by O.C. N. Liner

' the complete guide to mafia influence in Essex' by Basil Don

' fashionable suiting after queen victoria' by Edward Ian Taylor

' the a-z of west midlands vehicle depositories' by Dudley Carr- Parks

' how to quit your job' by Wes Ignation

' how to obtain a regular income' by Sally Reed- Staffe

' the art of not appearing too desperate in job interviews by ' Annie Jobbs- Donne

' the tempting employment offer ' by Carmen Joy Nuss

' keeping abreast of how to avoid unrewarding employment' by Ivor Jack Tittin

' the complete history of Welsh farewell speeches' by Ifan Q Lotte

' have you been told untruths in an interview?' by Eli Toomey

' on the hunt for a new job' by Sienna Finn- Goode

' famous Irish bounce backs' by Rick O'Shea

' the complete historical guide to misfortune ' by Terry Bull - Lucke

I will sign off with my all time favorite book of all time ' the complete guide to tinned fish' by Ann Chovey

Post mortem on Hugh Hefner reveals rigor mortis had set into one part of the body decades ago...

@JAHtim I've got a book to lend you, 'The joy of dining outside' by Al Fresco

Thank you....

For all fans of north of the river.... may I suggest

'The complete history of NW9' by Colin Dale

For all fans of south of the river... may I suggest

' The complete guide to nearly living in Crystal Palace' by Anna Lee

Er 'the complete guide to W8, W10, W11 and W14 ' by Ken Singh-Tonne

'North London through the ages ' by Ed Monton

Chinese Restaurants South of the River....by Too Ting Bec

'Suburban living in the London Borough of Richmond upon Thames' by Ted Dington

'Living on the borders of Kent' by Sid Cup

' E2, a complete guide' by Beth Nall- Green

'Unsuccessful Eurovision song contest entries, a complete guide' by Neil Poin

'A history of Arsenal under George Graham' by Juan Neil

' The best way to discover Egypt' by Nial Cruise

'An introduction to the female anatomy' by Fin Gerblast.

'A modern history of sexually transmitted infections' by Dick Drippings.

'How to read stuff good' by Ilha Turate.

'Coral formation and ecosystems' by Barry Areef.

'Police dogs and how to train them' by Kain I Newnet.

'Eating all the pies' by Uwe Fatbastard.

'Famous Northern Mesmerists' by Luke Intmise.