Jokes / Joke du jour!

Are euclidean me?!

Sounds like I'm in for a hyperbolic-ing...

Having read back over this thread during a dull hour recently I can indeed confirm that it repeats itself in fairly well defined cycles with bread puns repeating more frequently than the general turnover. I have therefore concluded that I am living inside an artificial reality and you are all merely machine intelligences of varying complexity. Carry on.

bread puns repeating more frequently than the general turnover.

Would that be an apple turnover? I'll let that roll for the moment, I'm too busy loafing about in my pants. Mind you, I should be careful as I don't think I knead many more of these to really get a rise out of you!

crumbs.

mini rolls.

Prove it.

LoL!
Eleaven out of ten

At yeast you're honest about it.

Not more bread puns
I'm split tin

It's a pita it's come to this.

I think I might have spelt that wrong.

Well this is one way to divide the crowd.

Soda thread's got to be pun-free? Ok, but people will be a little sour, dough.

"Where could we get enough bread in this remote place to feed such a crowd?"
"How many loaves do you have?" Jesus asked.
"Seven," they replied, "and a few small fish."

"Jesus told the crowd to sit down on the ground. Then he took the seven loaves and the fish, and when he had given thanks, he broke them and gave them to the disciples, and they in turn to the people. They all ate and were satisfied. Afterward the disciples picked up seven basketfuls of broken pieces that were left over. The number of those who ate was four thousand men, besides women and children. After Jesus had sent the crowd away, he got into the boat and went to the vicinity of the nearest food bank

Not at all!

Though something that polarises the folks on this thread is which type of puns they derive their humour from. It can be tricky to differentiate.

This thread always gives rise to bad puns.

My christian mate sits in front of the ovens at the bread factory to watch the loaves rise. He's the Hovis witness.

Jyeastus rises!

jesus crust.

Christ almighty (white)

Jesus lives - he is not brown bread.

I have spent all this week trying to set up a limousine business
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I have hardly anything to chauffeur it

Perhaps you need to aim at the breadheads.

I've been working on an online dating app for chickens.

It's not going very well, it's proving difficult to make hens meet.