The middle aged thread

That's OLD AGE!

At what age can I start showing off my hat collection on my car's parcel shelf?

Did you know the release of Tainted Love by Soft Cell was closer to WW2 than to today?

My kidney specialist nurse cousin says, 'No matter how much you shake your peg, you'll always dribble down your leg'. Get used to it.

Atomic 🙁

Hmm, but was it accompanied by a cup of tea from a TARTAN flask?

I've never been able to find one in the shops.

In other news, yesterday I tried to put a teabag into the dishwasher instead of a dishwasher tablet

Looking forward to a croissant. Like it's the 80s.

Am in Bath today (taken dad to hospital). Bath city is beyond middle aged. 2 buskers, one performing the Charleston, the other an opera singer

I was in Wells yesterday, and as a man in his mid 50's, I felt like a youngster.

I also noted the idiosyncratic nature of the local buskers.

Looking forward to a croissandwich. Like it's the 80s.

ftfy

I actually really like Wells. It is a bit geriatric but a very attractive place. This is despite once spraining my ankle falling in one of those roadside sluices.

Bath on the other hand is probably the world capital of red trousers.

Many Astons around?

More hair growing out of my ears/nose than my actual head.

Cant join this. thread,,,, Im to old , waaaaaa

Have started shouting at the television - too old to shout at mobile phone screens.

Went to the shop and out of all the confectionery and crisps I could have chosen, I bought some....

Fisherman's Friends.

Young at heart though, honorary member.

Was just getting ready for my bed time nightcap and discovered someone (most likely me) hadn't put the top back on properly, and my Horlicks powder is now one solid lump.

We don't have an old age thread that I can find.

Eyesight deteriorating - classic sign of middle age. Just been to specsavers.

Cracking night in;
Double header gig,
Echo & the Bunnymen 2009 Liverpool gig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTQjcRicdAw

supporting
Echo & the Bunnyment at the Royal Albert Hall 1983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT6K5S7rko8

Can't see myself in the audience.

Encore?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuIvLAtp0sc

I find myself fighting the urge to clasp my hands behind my back whilst strolling....and looking with faux-interest into shop windows.

Walking with your hands behind your back displays your superiority and manliness for all to see and is to be applauded.

I was 48 on Tuesday....broke my toe whilst inadvertently kicking a wall on the way to the bathroom.
Put my back out yesterday, getting my dog's ball from under the couch.

Is this all I have to look forward to?

Walking with your hands behind your back displays your superiority and manliness for all to see and is to be applauded.

Both of my young daughters (2 and 4yrs) went through a stage of walking around with their hands behind their backs...

Pisti's dribbly cock is another highlight.

It also fizzes during the summer holidays...