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• #4703
You'd better baleen it
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• #4704
Right, wail all you like but I'll have a go once I've thought of a pun.
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• #4705
No need to set-a-shun tone like that.
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• #4706
Good luck. My last one was a sheer fluke.
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• #4707
Where do you weigh whales.
At a whale weigh station.
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• #4708
I think we orca do with a bit of break from puns...
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• #4709
Ooh! You did another one on porpoise.
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• #4710
is there a porpoise for these puns?
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• #4711
the pun gods weep
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• #4712
Are these puns making you feel a bit Moby Dick?
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• #4713
At a whale weigh cetacean?
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• #4714
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• #4715
Forever in our harbours.
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• #4716
Puns k'rill-y grate after a while
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• #4717
I was hoping to come up with an electric eel joke last night to tie in the recent themes of marine life and electricity. Unfortunately nothing sparked my imagination...
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• #4718
Still in other news....
Did you hear about the transvestite with a penchant for recreational drugs and fish?
He couldn't resist high eels...
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• #4719
Gah - I've been trying to work 'cetacean' in to a pun for 2 pages now!
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• #4720
That's a moray.
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• #4721
Reports are coming in from the Hampton Court area that a gang of men dressed in heraldic gear are about to start luting.
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• #4722
Reports are coming in of rioting on Wimbledon high street.
The disturbances have occurred outside the Blacks and Millets camping shops.Police describe the atmosphere as tents...
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• #4723
I remember being at a comedy festival thing and a guy had the joke:
"I hate blacks......"
-very uncomfortable long pause, nervous audience-
"...I'm a Millets guy" -
• #4724
My friend Alice was once travelling across the US, and was let down by her travel company. By some incredible stroke of luck, she ran into Jello Biafra, lead singer of the Dead Kennedys. After a long chat with him, she asked him the best way to continue her journey to the West coast, and he replied, "California? Uber, Alice!"
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• #4725
That's a very niche dad joke.
But these will be killer.