Jokes / Joke du jour!

bearing in mind this whole thing started from a single gag there's been a real hub bub about this thread since

Yeah, a real Spyke in comments, does that mean it's #trending?

The Posts are really mounting up, IS it time to start a new thread just for brake puns?

i'm getting di-sintered-ested in this thread now

Looks like this thing has ground to a halt.

We could take a break.....

Or we could move it on and pedal another joke.

Someone ought to put their foot down.

#wouldrep

Why stop now? When we're on a roll.

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Picture Association Game thread >>>>>>>>>

Ok.

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Stop!!!

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Clap your hands, everybody
If you got what it takes
'Cause I'm Kurtis Blow and I want you to know
That these are the......

Ferrule-ing out visual puns, we'd need to (dia)compile some sort of forum pun rule-sheet.

Jesus.
Make it stop.

For clarity.
'stop' was not a pun.

Just end this.

Are you worn out?

Don't get over heated.

They will fade in time.

Dust ignore them.

Just glaze over and it will all pass you by.

mega lolz..

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I'm squealing with laughter here...

A man goes to see his doctor, worried about his wife's temper.

The Doctor asks; 'what's the problem?'

The man says; 'Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my wife seems to lose her temper for no reason, it scares me.'

The Doctor says; 'I have a cure for that. When it seems that your wife is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish, but don't swallow it until she either leaves the room or calms down'.

Two weeks later the man comes back to the Doctor, looking fresh and reborn.

The man says; 'Doctor that was a brilliant idea! every time my wife starts losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and she calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?'

The Doctor says; 'The water itself does nothing, it's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick.'

Saw the punchline coming way too soon.