Crap 'Buzzwords'

C.R.A.P. word, regardless of context. Acres of wank.

"what is the optionality of a hotel scheme"

haha

"is a hotel scheme a good idea"

is that it?

"how about a hotel scheme?"

Or they could be asking you to punch them in the back of the neck when they walk past.

If only I had that optionality.

"what is the optionality of punching you in the back of the neck?"

Is there hookers in the hotel bar?

Is your mum up there already?

Is my mum up there?

Where's dad?

we need to surface the optionality on your mum

Infinite bollocks. Go wild guys: http://www.cipsum.com/

'Who are ______ target customers?

Maximisers. They live life to the fullest and never slow down'

You mean the bloke off Man vs Food?

'zen'

There is a man I work with.
He used to be a client director at IBM.
You can tell because he tells you 6 times a day.

He uses the word 'intel' as a way of sounding authoritative and clever when he is asking for simple, basic information.

e.g.
"Willis, have you got any intel on this big data trend?"
read as
"Willis, can you tell me what big data is?"

Cadence, cadence cadence. In every email from above somehow they slip that word in.
We need a regular cadence on this. Do we? I prefer a steady 100 rpm

There is a man I work with.

He used to be a client director at IBM.
You can tell because he tells you 6 times a day.

Is this a haiku?

He has improved his consistency

can you actually do that ?

"As a Snapchat Artist..."

Fill yer boots: https://youtu.be/l43NiY_qj_8

"marketing strategeers"
amazing. top find.
/steals for facebok

They're different from a marketeering strategist though. I'm still reeling from this one.

All the seasons. Every month champagne and canapes.

'I never use the word "deadline" because we're not dead.'

This is so good. Strong work, @cagimaha.

That's not real.

I e-met someone the other day when they said hello by email.