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Dat bred, dough!

You can't use a double negative naan will understand it.

Roll in flour, investigate wet bits.

A rye observation but you're making a bit of a wholemeal of it

naansense

The house of pain, the Irish crew, if you don't like it, tough luck what the fuck you gonna dough

(these bread words don't just die because they are in this thread, kids.)

Sorry, waffling on a bit now

Yeah prolly best to Panettone it down a bit.

At yeast there can't be many more.

My local bakers advertised for an assistant but they couldn't find anyone to fill the roll

Why did the baker have brown hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.

So, da bread thing? Over worked.

That really spelt my appetite

Still waffling on, I see.

That baker's assistant job is still vacant but won't be for very long so if you want it you better be nimble

My religious mate is always watching bread in the oven. He's the Hovis witness.

A waffle isn't bread is it ?
Its shaped mashton potato

yeah, les dawson + eric estrada = something

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something baked

^^too liverbollockian needs more flour

That's a wrap no?

(Just fancied a slice of the action)