Football

I hope Chesterfield fans vote with their feet, but I doubt they will.

It's a strange place Chesterfield.

Teddy Sheringham seems to have demonstrated himself to be suitable as a future forest manager. They love an ex player there so you can't rule that one out.

I guess Chesterfield are thinking that even if he is found guilty again he may end up with a sentence so short as to be wiped out by time already served. Or worst case the trail will drag on and they'll have him for half the season until he gets sent down again. Either way I guess technically he hasn't committed a crime as yet, he's just got questionable morals and a lack of respect for women. Hardly going to be that out of place in most football clubs.

We need input from famous Chessy lass Jo Guest. She surely has opinions on dignity and respect for women.

Cue pisti yentzing story featuring Dutch porn and a feather duster.

Funny you should say that, I used to work with her Dad for a bit. His name was 'Skippy' and hard as nails

Rumours going around that Burnley have turned down a £15m bid from Leicester for Michael Keane and Everton are set to get involved with the bidding.

Never heard of him

moshiri wants everton to sign a marque player this summer

troy deaney at £35mn ?

in the game of pass the parcel that is mario ballotelli, looks like we're holding him as the music stops ... doh

will noone take that cretin off our hands

Nobody say a fucking word.

We've already recently dealt with Ravel mad-as-a-badger Morrison, so we don't need another lunatic.

^ Rumours we are wanting to bring Morrison in. Do not want.

Fixtures out -
Sat 20th Aug - Derby Villa. Waves
Boxing Day - home v Burton. Will take the kids for that one.

Will be nice to see a few wins again.

Put it this way - even Taggart couldn't control him.

Will be nice to see a few wins again.

quoted for posterity.

EFL League Cup fixtures out...

For some reason Cambridge United is in the North section, despite the South Section having Peterborough, Coventry, Birmingham, Wolves and Walsall.

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Sneijder to Everton

Wow - maybe you can also sign Michael Laudrup, Zico and Ferenc Puskas.

Hasn't he retired yet. Must be 40 by now.

Ever club needs a near-retiree to sit in the players lounge with huge ice packs strapped to their knees and ankles after playing just 10 minutes of each game and filling in the youngsters on all of the stories of proper football back in the day whilst counting their x twelfty-grand per week.

Sneijder's been coming to play in the UK for about a decade now...

United were gonna sign him abut 8 years on the trot. They did manage to get Zlatan it looks like....

Wow, I see Everton are really going for those big names that can push for a top 4 place with their new found mega bucks

thats the marquee signing i was talking about up thread
just 5 seasons too late

And he'd still get in the Liverpool 11

It's OK though, you've got 'Hendo' and Milner 😂😂😂😂

Mata's on his way too

Bit early to be sniffing glue?