Any question answered...

I wouldn't trust anyone with a website that shit.

Needs some laughing ladies eating salad I assume?

There's inline css, I haven't seen that in years.

Why would a bunch of invite only security ninjas / masons (probably) give a shit?

who's putting up all these 'legal name' billboards all over the country?

Class A loons: https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/4d2osh/legal_name_fraud_its_illegal_to_use_a_legal_name/

but loons with cash? or do they just default on the bill....

Looking for a bicycle pump that is 165mm maximum length when compact.
Any suggestions (ideally from experience)?

This listing looks like it is 160mm -
http://www.probikekit.co.uk/bicycle-tools-and-maintenance-nc/topeak-micro-rocket-al-bicycle-pump/10772091.html

This listing looks like it is 160mm

I have a spare one, it's 161mm. Surface finish is a bit rough from rattling around in my tool roll, but functionally as new. Yours for £5

Probably this isn't tester approved:

http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/7113622.htm#pdpProductReviews

What's the best value heat gun? I want something that is around that £ mark, likely seldom use after stripping a wardrobe of paint.

Must be good enough to melt little army men into a puddle, or it's no fun.

If you are going cheap you might as well go for screwfix http://www.screwfix.com/p/titan-ttb284htg-2000w-heat-gun-230v/73867

Used two of them soldily for a week to strip all the wood in a house, worked fine.

What's the best value heat gun?

You can find the Black and Decker KX1650 for under £20. The modern version of mine is the KX2200 but that's obviously more than you want to spend, or need.

Thanks for info on length. It's a very fair offer but I'm unable to make a collection anytime soon so will decline.

I'm on a terribly restrictive budget, but it does appear the KX2200 is a more comprehensive kit for the money. It is probably more powerful than I will need for my applications. Thanks. Must also factor in some gloves. I'd prefer the paint blisters, not my skin.

@Sam_w thanks for your suggestion.

Is it possible to increase the maximum volume of my phone....?

My nexus 6p doesn't get even near loud enough to be heard above traffic (when not riding) even with noise cancelling headphones.

Bloody EU 'elf and safety gone mad etc

Maybe try a different ROM such as Cyanogenmod

There's an HG992 in a charity shop in town, £8 boxed. Haven't checked condition but everything is at a minimum PAT tested. By the box graphics I'm guessing 90's.

EDIT: B&D website states last manufacture was 1984. Maybe 30 years is a little too far to stretch on this kind of device.

EDIT EDIT: Further reading, first I need to find a lead-paint test. Hadn't even considered the risk when I stripped back part of the old white paint by hand. Oops.

Can anyone confirm whether the Moto G version 1 takes a Micro SIM?

I'm struggling to find an answer on the line.

Everything seems to just be saying it's duel SIM, but not what type of SIM.

My version 1 Moto G takes a micro SIM card. I'm not sure it supports dual-SIM though.

It's a micro sim, and not duel.

Source: owned one.

Cheers!

Odd question... Does anyone know anything about VAT?

I currently rent an office for my business, which we are just in the process of getting rid of. We are selling all the furniture in the office to the next tenants for a couple of grand, so do I charge them VAT? We are both VAT registered companies if that makes a difference. Have asked my accountant, but they are being slow...

Have you added any value to them?

Bit facetious, but there's your answer.

I'm not sure you could add value to £25 ikea desks.., So I guess no VAT applied then.

Draw a cock and balls on the underside of all of them.