What's it like to live in Brixton / Brixton Borders

Dibs

Dirty Burger opening midday today and 50% off apparently. Hoping the discount will make it easier for my boss to hear how I'm not happy with my job.

That sounds like a lunch plan.

what the fuck is going on with that fishy stench on milkwood road that hits you in the face like a sypheletic penguin of a morning? most noticeable as you get to the redwing coach depot... conspicuously absent in the late afternoon.

seriously - i can still taste it.

\inb4mumjokz

Shame, used to smell like toast there every morning

if it's gentleman's relish on toast, then maybe it still does.

It DOES smell like toast there. Also sometimes like tinned sardines. Which I happen to like.

coins and sour milk.

I wonder what these guys do....

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ROBOFOLD?! Get in my life!

I smell frazzles

Call 999...

Is that where there's a business called something like Madeira Car Wash? I honestly assumed the blokes there were having a sardine fry-up before work to remind them of home.

Anyone got a reliable gardener I need to get my garden cut back maybe some other jobs done.

I used these guys to clear up post-winter, in preparation for house viewings. Nothing but praise for them:

http://www.gardenershernehill.co.uk/

Boyz and gurls, I'll be over in August... I wanna pick up a Brompton to bring 'home' with me, could you guys keep an eye out for me?

The #everythingblack model please, I haz cash monies I can put straight into your account, then one of you can go grab it for me and keep it til I get there... Sound good?

When I arrive I will get you pissed as a Lord as my way of saying thank you... I might even call Tony...

Drunk?

Me? I haven't had a drink in ten days...

Ah. I see. So you actually do want a Brompton.

Yup... Yes I do... Hep me, ya?

This is not a scam...

As I scurried gingerly through the horrible street of dumpsters and piss round the back of Morleys with all the other tubengers this morning a woman reared up from some gloomy crevice and slurred at me "You make me sick. All of you! Sick!". Good morning, Brixton style.

Was there a TT bike leaning against the wall next to her?

She's right. YOU do make me sick. ALL of YOU.

i might be able to buy one for jose canseco on the cyclescheme at work. i could then sell it to him for a moderate amount of remuneration for my troubles...