What's it like to live in Brixton / Brixton Borders

Oblong but so right.

Oi....I used to live on Dalberg Rd!

*shakes fist

I would rather live in Stoke than Australia

Flesh piled high like a metaphor? What utter wank.

And so, out of the Tube and left at KFC

Right and right again would be quicker, you Citymap-penarse

^Once had this very argument with Twerp, got really heated, threatened to come back the next day with a measuring wheel from work. He was correct though, right then right...is right

Twerp is always right, give him and Bolax a kick in the nuts from me...

ha! I didn't clock that. Fuck she's a horrible writer.

To be fair, her writing does well to exude her personality but she comes across awful snobbish.

the newly 'refurbished' macdonalds.
such vibrancy.

i'm in two minds about this... on one hand it's the worst sort of patronising, corporate approved cultural appropriation, on the other hand, it seems to have upset jay fucking raynor. who looks like an evil french king and is a top-arsehole.

https://twitter.com/jayrayner1/status/705088522059964416/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

I'm in Walthamstow. It's weird.

Should have done some anti-gentrification slogans to really mess with people.

Jay Rayner is not an asshole. He is a walking legend.

He is also my neighbour.

Go read his review of CheeMc.

Top-arsehole.

Evil French king.

U wot m8

Isn't Jay Rayner just jaygee?

Heh. I like Jay Rayner. He's a funny fucker.

Oh, I finally went to Nanban last night. Had lotus crisps with wasabi mustard dip, "chicken trotters" (de-boned deep fried chicken feet) both of which were okay but not wowsers. Missus has some good akee and saltfish croquette things. Had some good ramen (although a little stingy with the seafood in the seafood one). Mrs A's venison and chilli one was amaze. Banana pud thing was caramely nutty salty and ace. They do my favourite Hitachino nest beer. 7%. pow. Good eats for not crazy money. Def doing back.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/lambeth-councils-plans-to-put-gym-into-library-are-ludicrous-say-protestors-a3196366.html

Best fishmongers are L S Mash & Sons (they are expensive 'traditional' and have skate etc) and the big one opposite the hair places further up. They're friendly and will do you a deal if you're friendly.

edit: blast this forum

go away

Erm. Ok! Haz nice day.

and have skate

...which is critically endangered, so they won't have it for long

I had no idea! :(

It's delicious

Franco Manca is setting up in Brighton, how about that.