I hate

My nephew is obsessed with vacuum cleaners, and one of his favourite toys is his child size vacuum cleaner.

When I have kids I'm going to brainwash them into thinking that vacuum cleaners and chimney brushes are great toys and I'm going to send them out to work around the neighbourhood.

@hats @dancing james

My son (3) has a mini Henry and uses it when we hoov, as he calls it.

I love my new cordless vacuum cleaner. Srs. So satisfying. Damn. Wrong thread.

I hate those hilarious cartoons that highlight how everything was better in 1995. Fuck off with your ugly weak-assed lowest common denominator observational comedy. "Phones were more durable then - TVs were bigger and now they're thin but PEOPLE are fat - We played outside all summer and now everyone has screens for eyes" etc. OH WOW. TRUTH BOMB! GOD WE'RE SO LAME. HAHAHAHA!

fuck off.

but... but 1995 was when i peaked...

mops up hot bitter tears with pearl jam t-shirt :(

Fuck 1995.

1985 was where it was at!

I actually hate Pearl Jam. Stupid Eddie whatever-hes-called with his stupid sinewy forearms.

Shoe shopping

1995 was a big year for me too. Left school, left home and moved in with a drug-dealer on Holloway Rd, got a part-time pub job, started a crap band and started studying philosophy...

Yes I was thinner and the battery on my pay-as-you-go Nokia lasted a week but I was a clueless pretentious and very badly dressed dick with weed-induced depression and no girlfriend. And no-matter how you spin it, phones are brilliant now. Seriously. 1995 can fuck off.

Trouser shopping is worse

*breathes in

moved in with a drug-dealer on Holloway Rd

you think I've forgotten about that quarter of chaz you spirited away...

75 was good
85 was great
95 was a blur
05 was meh
15 all change

I shat myself more in 85 than probably any other year.

because you were 6 months old..?

Not all year.

just a hole weak

boom tish

these criminally unfunny three panel cartoons bikebores keep posting. seriously - it's like marmaduke, with bikes. STAHP!

http://www.yehudamoon.com/

.. it when my saddle snaps in half on the way in to work :(

Ouch, scary times :/
A long walk to work and back?

Thanks it may not be funny but at least I now know where the latest forum trends come from.

The utter bullshit some people post on Facebook.

Putin is trying to help in Syria, aspartame kills, 2+2=5, go read around please before you come out with shit like that.

Ow and all cyclists jump red lights of course... :/

Nah - it was Ok . It snapped but remained together if that makes sense (plastic cracked but the material remained together). It did explain the squishy feelign I was gettign from the rear end. Tried tensionign the spokes, changed out the rear cog and put on a nnew chain (which had to be done) but it was the saddle!

Putin is trying to help someone in Syria.

His n+1 help is 0+1 certain family ;)

Street magic and street magicians.

In the sea. Get.