General election 2015

https://twitter.com/RobDotHutton/status/593862898461585409

Ugh, twats

Strong, commanding twats

Social media 101...

Strong and commanding, sounds like a description of Gideon's favourite madame.

such strongth.

Not bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyISprZphtM

Well, if you're going to insist on an answer.

Snog then kill, marry then kill, avoid then kill, kill then kill.

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Cock piss partridge

I'd like to laugh but I don't know enough to think the lass has deserved it. Defacing a car, even if it is a shitty beamer needs to be about more than just some cruel lulz if it's going to be more than the actions of a colossal asshat.

^^^^ Wot seldom sed. Citation pls.

As suspected, the work of a bunch of witless fucknuggets.

http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/Vandals-wreck-Bristol-MP-candidate-Charlotte/story-26425029-detail/story.html

I'm all for trolling and exposing Conservatives and generally making them look like the godawful shower of shit that they are but this is just stupid. All it will do is engender sympathy for their position and again people stop voting on policies and start voting on things that aren't relevant to the election and government. If you want to go after a Tory, it should take a lot to do infinitely better than this. Twats.

Cock piss partridge

"Technically I'm driving around in an obscene publication"

Legend.

on news night last night they had some footage from an american film maker looking at an election back in the 60's

the americans couldn't believe the feisty audiences we had here in the uk, some really good audience - mp interaction
the best bit was an mp up on his soap box taking swipes at placards in front of him with his walking stick, hacking big chunks out of them as they were critical of him

kirsty wark was having trouble holding back her laughter when it cut back to the studio

This.

I would happily recommend Our American Cousin at the Ford's Theatre to Cameron, Gideon and Gove, if you get me, but scratching up someone's parents' cars just makes you look like a fucking prick.

Not sure my priorities are right, but there we are.

You should always hit people where it hurts most. For Tories that is invariably their wallet.

only another 117 hours to go

unless there is a re vote after a failure to form a government

My local cafe has upgraded to a massive window banner supporting local chosen candidate.
Shame, as I eventually grew to like that place.. they even put leaflets inside- those owner bastards.
lady who runs it 6 days a week thinks its a mistake... but she is not even registered to vote.

Fuck them all to hell, im making my own coffee from now on.

local chosen candidate

I've never heard of the Chosen Party. Where do I have to move to vote for them?

Israel.

Beyond satire.

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