Football

brilliant

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-32217880

Once a Scouser...

The missus and I are both sick so we're gonna have to miss out on the Deportivo game tonight, gutted...

Does it take into account the fact that Liverpool always finish the season stronger?

Yet to factor in that, or bedwetting, choking, slipping or snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, etc.

Heatstroke?
Do you want sympathy?

It's not that warm, I've had to put some socks on...

To go with the sandals?

If only Liverpool miraculously win the FA cup and manage a top 4. If only.

what a plonker
at least he didn't do what we all did as kids and stir our tea with it leaving temperature at near 80.3C

We're going to tear Liverpool a new one in the semi. Another Tekkers hat-trick. Ruin the Stevie narrative and then get stuffed in the final as per usual.

not

Here you go. QPR

http://www.chelseasupportersgroup.net/2015/04/driver-on-the-wings-weather-for-qpr-v-chelsea-3/

your link to the sartorial guide is not working Clive.

http://www.thesartorialguide.com/style/2015/4/8/summer-style-safari

Otherwise; tired joke but well executed. 7/10

Harsh.

how is clive feeling about the title today
any changes since yesterdays effervescence

Been reading the press dicki and looking at what Arsenal and Liverpool and Man City/Utd fans are saying. To be frank, it's not looking good. Man City would, by all accounts, be way ahead if they hadn't been cruelly and unfairly treated by the FFP rules which, obviously, should not apply to them, only to others. Arsenal have not got a game left which they will not win yet Chelsea have not got a winnable game. One of the best comments I saw listed the remaining games. Chelsea will lose to QPR because QPR beat WBA and lose to WBA because they lost to QPR and yet Arsenal will beat WBA because WBA were beaten by QPR. Fair point.Liverpool are coming back strongly and are still in the mix apparently.

At present Arsenal have to win 7 games and we have to lose 4. After this weekend, providing both teams win, the odds will shift in Arsenal's favour as they will only have to win 6 games whereas we will still have four games to lose.

well a little something to ease your furrowed brow clive
everyone below southampton mathematically can't catch you
so only 7 teams left in the race

More and more lately I've been thinking about how much our real life and online footie thread personas differ...

e.g. I think of @dicki, who is an awesome upstanding dude IRL, as a Penfold (from Dangermouse) type character... Mike(c), also a diamond geezer IRL, comes off more like a spoilt and fickle 9 year old girl...

Don't get me started on Corny... Thoughts?

awesome upstanding dude .... how very dare you

I think of Joe as an elderly, seen it all done it all, pisshead who we should all make sure doesn't have more than 3 pints of cider on a hot afternoon.

so the same as IRL then.

You're not playing the game properly, Damo... You've just described the real Joe...

Chelsea wanting to sign a japanese striker?
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/apr/09/chelsea-bid-yoshinori-muto-fc-tokyo-japan

anything to do with them having signed a shirt sponsorship deal with japanese tyre company?
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/feb/26/chelsea-shirt-deal-yokohama-rubber