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wonder if they got ballotelli to tweet what he did to take the heat out of the gerrard situation
nice distraction anyway

I'm thinking the police discover a weed farm in Slippy G's loft when they're called to a fire at his christmas party, turns out Ballotelli has set the curtains on fire lighting farts and Brenda is discovered locked in the cupboard under the stairs with a midget tranny. Further investigations reveal Slippy G chained in a box in the basement in a gimp suit. The whole incident is dismissed by management as "a prank that backfired".

TFSW is reinstated and immediately buys Torres for £55m, together they take Liverpool to the Championship and the club collapses under debt, sells the ground to Westfield who build a massive pile of shit that attracts idiots with nothing to do on a weekend to spend themselves into debt trying to get one up on their neighbours.

You've made me come over all unnecessary.

Perfect Liverpool FC fantasy.

How about the upstairs bar at Doggett's on the south side of Blackfriars Bridge? It's a total shit hole, so absolutely perfect...

Day Z thread are having a BBQ - get involved.

If no one else has a better suggestion then this should be ok.

Does Dogget's get the @jonny seal of approval? Is it what we deserve?

Does it have a screen showing the football?

Is there a safe bike parking place nearby? It is South of the River and so i presume not. I may come by tube and go back to the office to pick up my bike afterwards.

meh - nice but pricey Xmas partay on 16th, so for that reason I'm out.

I assume you're on your way to Selhurst Park?

Is Phil Thompson wearing that suit for a bet?

Is there a worse keeper than Miglonet (at those astro pitches on Bethnal Green Rd)?

Sad to see Big Wes having another mare.

James Wilson is looking good.

Lee Mason - you Pisti looking cunt. FUCK OFF

phew
where did my beautiful team go ? we've turned into mid table battlers
#grindingitout

Sadly, I'm in holding the (spotty proto-teenage) babies while the missus is out on the lash.

Still - 3points, up to 12th. Fuck yeah.

So our fancy forin manager has sacked our salt of the earth, man of the club (Liverpool supporting) assistant manager. I should have an opinion. After 20 mins of hard opinion making I still don't have one. I am a bit sore though.

Apparently they fell out.

No more sleeps until Tottenham.

In case you wondered

Anyone know why Wenger didn't just say "I will win the title again in the next 13 years" ten years ago?

Seems beating the bottom of the table club by 2 goals is now fantastic...

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One of the goals was a Slippery Stevie Me goal and so cements his position as the greatest human ever.

He was very slippy last night. At one point he vaulted over an imaginary person then fell with typical aplomb over after being startled by an apparition of Peter Schmeichel.

I saw that.
Liverpool FC is a propaganda engine that completely ignores what is happening in the real world. Its a really poor website

Liverpool FC is a propaganda engine that completely ignores what is happening in the real world.

Hah! Spot on.

Are we all like Mario?

Looking forward to tonight's game...