Football

Exquisite...

Taxi!

Has Mou switched to his favored 9-1-0 formation yet? He's over a goal ahead.

Let me guess... R U A Kopite, son?

Bit early for you glory hunters to be wading in, you only beat Leicester, FFS...

You know how it is with these koppite glory hunters though, Joe. They are either the best team in the world, or the worst. No middle ground.

And that changes minute by minute...

Harry Kane must have one of the most punchable faces in the Premiership... Draco Malfoy in a Spuds shirt... Ticking all my boxes...

/waves at @cornelius_blackfoot, @dan and @skoota/

Still time for a comeback......

O hai! 👋

The late, late show.

All the way from the plastics down under club. Seems that group will be increasing soon.

I'll be a much happier emigre than you tho'...

Not in Brisbane you wont!

I think I tried harder than Spurs did!

Also, never been to 'Brizzy'. Might not be that bad. Need to get into League up there. No other sport exists.

Prole.

He was very slippy last night. At one point he vaulted over an imaginary person then fell with typical aplomb over after being startled by an apparition of Peter Schmeichel.

Bollocks. Schmeichel's reaction said it all. He thought he was lucky to have gotten away with it. He came rushing out, went for the ball, made zero contact with it, did make contact with the player and was fortunate with the outcome.

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You know how it is with these.....<

...Only 15k more sleeps till Wenger brings the big one!

It's better than NZ... Trust, fam...

Less Kiwis is always good. They really spoil a great country. Although you will have your fair share as well.

As stats go Aguero > whole of Sunderland AFC + scoring faster per minute played than Van Nistelrooy and Henry at the moment is pretty impressive

I enjoyed the game tonight.

First 15 minutes Spurs played better than I have ever seen them play.

Then they reverted to type and were abysmal.

Newcastle

http://www.chelseasupportersgroup.net/2014/12/driver-on-the-wings-weather-for-newcastle-v-chelsea-3/

From The Guardian:

The best way, perhaps, to put Tottenham Hotspur’s record at Chelsea
into context is that the last time they won at Stamford Bridge was the
same day President FW de Klerk announced Nelson Mandela was to be
released from prison.