Please report dangerous drivers to the police - Roadsafe. Report to plod, not just whinge here.

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I took a rare journey in a car last weekend, heading east past kings cross station, bod on a bike in front veers across the lanes to get into the right-hand lane to head south towards blackfriars, same way as us. No shoulder check, no signal. Much braking. As we pass we observe he is eating noodles from a cardboard tray with a fork... Madness.

If only the general population, the courts and the police thought that way..

Where was this? Bit awkward, but I'm almost certain I know this woman.

main road, driving through new cross gate

Watched a bloke get attacked on the west side of Shepherds Bush Green last night. Cyclist doing nothing wrong and driver beeps then beeps again and by this stage they're both stopped at the lights then passenger (I guess) gets out of car and takes a couple of swings at the bloke on the bike. I'm a couple of lanes across so this all kicks off before I can spin over but the car fucks off and I roll across the traffic to give my email address to the rider.

If it's you or you know who this was, please report or have them report the micro-penis cunt. I'm more than happy to provide witness details. I have the rego in my phone and can provide a description and whatever. Obviously I'd prefer to hacksaw the fuckhead's ankles off but I don't think the British legal system allows actual justice.

Had a guy try to force me into the kerb twice today along Edgware Road, not really sure why as the other lane was mostly empty, he was shouting something completely incomprehensible whilst gesticulating wildly as he went past.

I've reported him to Roadsafe as it was of a strange one - keep yours eyes open because he's a right menace:

WU53 WNT - crappy light blue Mazda estate thing.

anyone else read that as "TWUNT53" ?

yup

Yep, was me! All reported to plod, not roadsafe as it was the passenger, not the driver who got out and hit me. Overall a very strange encounter, thanks for stopping and helping a brother out!

Well make sure you use Hippy if you need a witness statement or something.

WAC.

Made an appointment for an officer to come and take a statement on thursday, so will give them all relevant information including email address of hippy and of the couple who also stopped to help out.

Ah, cool. Just catching up with emails. Didn't see this. No probs man. It was a pity I was over the road and couldn't 'really' help out if you get me.

It was a pity I was over the road and couldn't 'really' help out if you get me.

Sitting on people and squashing them counts as assault too, you know.

Sorry no weapons but the Kinesis is is such a state at the moment there's very little reason for me not throwing it through the windscreen of a car.

Story on helmet camera by Daily Mail http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2781731/Drivers-phone-beware-The-bicycling-vigilante-He-s-self-appointed-scourge-reckless-motorists-filming-misdeeds-handing-evidence-police-And-popular-ain-t.html

I ignored the article and went straight to the comments.

The glorious, beautiful comments.

Yes. Very reasonable.

Highlights include...

This man is a pioneer for the way things are gonna be. ALL vehicles WILL, (by law) be equipped with cameras, front and rear and with feeds directly into a central processing bureau and where evidence can be used in evidence against transgressors. Now all you critics who think this Orwellian, think of it this way... No more tailgating, undertaking on the motorways, excessive speeders and much more courtesey and better driving, even if it's only at the threat of being "dobbed in". Not only this, Policing (Taxpayer funded) will almost become redundant on the roads. This is the future....watch this space.....

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Is dave aware he could have had an undiagnosed stroke. Im no doctor but his face looks like the affects those adverts ask us to look out for

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How dare this disgusting lefty target proper road users, thank God Cameron is taking away our human rights so this vile man can be disposed of quickly and quietly.

^ I think that one is probably a joke.

Every single day cyclists barge through red lights, travel on and off the pavement at their own convenience, weave in and out of traffic and generally disregard the Highway Code. Does Mr Perfect film this behaviour or does he turn a convenient blind eye. If he is so wonderful how can he be in complete control when he is continually turning his head (with camera) to catch motorists? Another attention seeker on two wheels.

how on earth does he concentrate whilst he's constantly moving his head? He should just stare straight ahead.

Hope he gets sued for invasion of privacy

From Top Tips:

Concerned about being filmed by a cyclist? Complain like crazy while ignoring the other 400 cameras that have captured your shit driving.

@TW and the best bit...

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Sorry, I don't click Daily Fail links.

^ Kitten block works for me.

Sorry, I don't click Daily Fail links.

Synopsis:
"You won't believe what these crazy cyclists are doing now!!!"
[illustration of a serious looking man in hi-viz with a camera on his helmet]
"One of them is ACTUALLY taking FOOTAGE of drivers texting and calling at the wheel!!!!"
[continues for many paragraphs]
"After recording the footage, he posts them to a site called 'Police Witness' where they get reported to the POLICE!"
[continues in same vein]
"Also, a driving instructor does the same. Here is a small paragraph about her, just a few words, really."
[photograph of cyclist in hi-viz on the wrong side of the road]
"BUT CYCLISTS THO"