I hate

Don't they add "Some assembly is required" to all bike sales?

Which is Latin for deathtrap.

Halfords

How the fuck can you sell a bike where

The brake blocks are loose
Gears are not limited or indexed properly
Stem is loose
Kickstand is so loose it gets jammed in the cranks
QRs loose
Saddle clamp not tightened

Useless cunts.

Take pic, twat them @ twitter, await embarrasment.

I was teaching, so had to fix the bike before a trainee could participate.

Gary Yourofsky

Arrogant 'friends'

Why "gifted" and not given, gave anymore?

Because America.

Elbow. SO shit

People thinking that when you have sex you "play with fire" and should just stay pregnant, no matter what. Especially as I am willing to bet they sing a completely different tune when it happens to them. Hate for others disguised as a moral position.

Hell once again is other people...

I REALLY hate the fact my brother and dad live 10,600 miles away :(

Why "gifted" and not given, gave anymore?

This.

Also when English people say they are "excited for [insert event]" instead of "excited about...".

I know language is a changing thing but it still irritates me.

^ I may already have done that one :P

1. Overarching.
   
2. Looking back whilst moving forward.
   
   

Two recent irritations and there's an advert on television about toothpaste, or similar, using less when they should use fewer.

I REALLY hate the fact my brother and dad live 10,600 miles away :(

'Well Surprise surprise Miss Mouse...'

lol :)

^ Those teeth. Something else aren't they?

1. Overarching.
   
2. Looking back whilst moving forward.
   
   

Two recent irritations and there's an advert on television about toothpaste, or similar, using less when they should use fewer.
I know the one. It's a Finish advert where an interviewee/mum says "with less chemicals". Makes my blood boil!!!!

Surely it depends on wheter it refers to the count of distinct chemical types or the concentration of a given set of chemicals?

It could be correct IMO, if it is the latter case.

I thought the Kooks proved that you should never sing like this.

The 1975 - Chocolate - YouTube

I quite like it, for a forgettable summer pop song.

I confess thread >>>>>>>>

I thought songs about smoking weed had gone out of fashion with Snoop Dogg?

They probably should have done. He's now so out of fashion he's doing Money Supermarket adverts.

Saveizzle your monizzle.

Morrissey...morose, whiny cunt

Honestly. The use of that word at the beginning of Nokia adverts positively boils my piss. Then to add insult to injury it's in the fucking song too.

People that have meetings in corridors, doorways, stairwells and in the office kitchen and that have no awareness of others. argh

Pedestrians