Please report dangerous drivers to the police - Roadsafe. Report to plod, not just whinge here.

I heard from an ex-driver it doesn't matter if they're late but they must never ever leave early.

trufax

Or you can use bus mate app to tell you

Or Citymapper app, useful for when making those bus/tube/train/walk decisions.

Bike.

^Crazy talk, the men in white coats will be visiting you soon.

I got a call from the MET police saying they've passed my report of the van driver on to the Thames Valley police. Nice to know they are doing something with the reports even if it is just a call and forward.

I was told on the phone I'd get a text about going to file a report at the cop shop re: my accident. Not a dicky bird

Through a combination of knackered knees, my bikes being in storage and a general lack of mojo I haven't cycled anywhere in London for months. Yesterday, was at my storage unit, the sun was shining outside and I needed to make a journey to a friend's house. So out came a bike and off I went.

One measly fourteen mile round trip couldn't pass without a bunch of assholes. On the way there, I had some fuck in a minicab get right up behind me, horn blaring as I went through a series of pinch points in primary. On the way back some fuck in a black cab undertook me with inches to spare for having the temerity to be in the right hand lane, because, you know, I needed to turn right and all. And these were just the really notable ones. The slew of people passing too close but not so close it makes you shit your pants becomes a blur.

What's equally disappointing is my reaction to it all. You'd think with months off the road, the festering frustration and hatred might've subsided a little. But no, after giving minicab fuck the middle finger and the universally recognised hand signal for being a wanker, it took all my willpower to not chase him down to the next set of lights and give him a cunty earful through his fucking window. Same for the black cab. Which is bad, because life would probably be better if I wasn't a seething ball of rage.

That said, the rest of my journey was great fun and I had a great time doing sick skidz down Ferme Park Road at midnight. All's well that ends well, I suppose?

I called a cab out for not looking before pulling out in front of me. He blew me a kiss which I thought was quite nice. Better than the usual earful of denial and ignorant rlj/road tax bullshit. After the bumseks I smiled and carried on.

Yesterday I saw a blue van do a u-turn over the traffic island on the Mare Street/Westgate Street junction. Had to admire his audacity - the curb's quite high there, and he had to squeeze through two traffic lights!

Should have got his plates but was too busy laughing. The po-po were round the corner as well, he was lucky they didn't spot him.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-28170034

^ this is clearly a pile of lies - drivers take a test, pay road tax, have insurance and everything.

They definitely knew, just doesn't care.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/cyclist-sprayed-in-the-face-with-urine-from-a-water-pistol-9585985.html

I mean, who pisses in a water pistol?

been squirted by windscreen washers a few times. hope it was water.

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/cyclist-sprayed-in-the-face-with-urine-from-a-water-pistol-9585985.html

I mean, who pisses in a water pistol?

Someone with good aim and/or a tiny cock.

And waaaay too much time on their piss covered hands.

small cock. piece of piss.

Hit and run. Broke 2 discs in his back. WARNING: DAILY MAIL LINK.

DF04 TYV, blue van, bloke, beeped and moved over on me in the right lane. I couldn't move left because there was a bus there, you fucking imbecile. Now, please kill yourself, before you consider driving again.

Removed DM link and put this one instead;

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/10953298/Watch-the-moment-a-cyclist-was-catapulted-from-his-bike.html

MX09 LXB, large white truck. Fuckwit driver just barreled through Bishopsgate pedestrian crossing. I was a ped. Ped lights were still green you fucking cunt. Kill yourself to save someone else the trouble.

^^ That is a massive flip he took. Must have been horrendous, and I'm surprised he didn't get even more hurt.

^ I think the camera detaches and does more flips than the guy. Last time I saw someone get hit like that, he was in hospital for 6 weeks and off the bike for 15 months...

Removed DM link and put this one instead;
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/10953298/Watch-the-moment-a-cyclist-was-catapulted-from-his-bike.html

Have they found the driver?

Have no idea, don't think there's a chance as you can't see the driver in the video.