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Hope you enjoy it mate!
Also, through October I’m looking for people’s true life experiences of the weird, unexplainable and ghostly! Please let me know if you have your own story and you could appear on the podcast! Cheers!

Wait, are you talking about me?

He’s in Satanic rehab, @andyp

I have clawed Tao actually! I just can’t find it just yet...

Morning!
Some of you know I record a couple of podcasts now, which are starting to get a bit of traction now.
I am recording Halloween Special episodes of Kraken Cove Podcast at the moment and could do with some help.
We’re asking for listener stories, your own stories of the weird, unexplained or the paranormal. It could be anything! We’re ideally after the story recorded in your own voice - a recorded dictaphone app recording is absolutely fine. If you don’t fancy that, write it out and I’ll read it on the show! The episode(s) will be our later in the month so if you want to be part of a rapidly growing comedy paranormal and Fortean podcast, please send me an email at krakencovepodcast@gmail.com or follow us on Twitter @krakencove and pm us a message!
If you get in touch and struggle to send a file I can organise sending a WhatsApp file which seems to work best.
Cheers folks!

Thanks folks!
I’ve been damn busy so sadly neglected this forum...
I am recording Halloween Special episodes of Kraken Cove Podcast at the moment and could do with some help.
We’re asking for listener stories, your own stories of the weird, unexplained or the paranormal. It could be anything! We’re ideally after the story recorded in your own voice - a recorded dictaphone app recording is absolutely fine. If you don’t fancy that, write it out and I’ll read it on the show! The episode(s) will be our later in the month so if you want to be part of a rapidly growing comedy paranormal and Fortean podcast, please send me an email at krakencovepodcast@gmail.com or follow us on Twitter @krakencove and pm us a message!
If you get in touch and struggle to send a file I can organise sending a WhatsApp file which seems to work best.
Cheers folks!

Mask debating at work can only end messily and is surprisingly unsatisfying for all concerned.
It’s best to abstain.

Incidentally, I find a great witty retort to individuals who mock you for taking sensible and legally required precautions is to ask them to keep you in mind whilst they are slowly drowning to death, alone, on lungfuls of snot.

Either that or get a Black Lives Matter mask and give the cunt a heart attack.

I saw this!! Bloody sensible if you ask me!

Ha ha!! Yeah, there was some bleak bog shots!! I think my favourite is still the one a member’s daughter was reading in on the beach, and... well... shall we just say she was a damn fine specimen of young womanhood? My grim stories in those fair hands!

Hmm... linky no worky... anyway, just search Pantone Blues in Amazon! As a compilation of my early stories it works fine but I’d love to compile everything into something with a bigger narrative and stitch everything together. If anyone knows a publisher who can chuck in a bit of advice!!

The book is on Amazon here

I think with a bit of polish the stories should be good in a book, a proper book. I’m actually rewriting every story as I turn it into a podcast episode, correcting some and fleshing out others for a stronger narrative. With a bit of time on my hands now I can ramp it up, then hopefully I’ll submit it. I’m not going to just let the stories gather dust!

I have no idea what that means but thanks!

Only my podcasts! I have my writing, my art prints and podcasts. Probably enough when I’m also holding down a full time job!
Did you buy an Autumn Cherry? If so, thank you!

I’ve copied and pasted all that and it is now my career.
Seriously, I’m going to look at it. The podcast got put on ice but I’m picking it up again next week, an episode a week, so I have a portfolio of work.
If any of my work ever really pays it would make me immensely happy. The Pantone Blues work, it’s over half a million words of writing spanning over 10 years. It’s been a number of live shows, I won an award for Best Writing on a Blog and it’s now a podcast. I’ve had a few celebrity readers, whatever that’s worth, but it started here, in the ‘I Hate...’ thread, with me saying, ‘I hate reprographics...’
It isn’t over, but I really want to say thank you to all of you amazing people for helping me and encouraging me, for giving me a push when I mentally bonked, for buying my book, for giving me a couch or a bed or a beer or a hand. It’s been brutal at times, probably even darker than my stories portray, but through it all I’ve always had support from this forum, a common thread, my first internet home. I’ve not ‘made it’ I know, I’ve simply got out of jail. The next step is to move on, move up, grow, create, learn how to love work mates and not secretly mock them, heal a bit, and have fun.
I thought of this forum the very second I said I’d go.

I was asked a few years ago and didn’t have the confidence, but I do now. I might dip my toe in!

At last!! A promotions manager!! Cheers buddy!

I never really thought to mention it! I’m pretty shit at self promoting!

And it is much appreciated! This all helps tide me on to a new job really soon. Thank you!

Thank you so much for buying!! I’m going to be on short wages for a few weeks so this injection of funds is honestly a massive help! I got the message and will gladly include it in the package.
And thanks for your kind words too!

Cheers buddy! It took a long time but I got there in the end!

Thanks @Brommers!

Ha ha!! A rancid shirt and a cowboy hat!! Thanks though!

Good idea!!
I’m Hupa Linocut on Etsy.
Here’s a link!

Cheers buddy, and please do give me a shout - it would be ace to see you!
And thanks also for buying some art, I really appreciate that!