Badgers Reloaded

I've seen this before but can someone explain wtf happened here?

I blame Brexit.

1. Bar humper
   
2. Ballerina
   
3. Late to the party
   

I still don't know. I was out of shot, looking cool

It's a dip right after a little crest. Rider 1 stops suddenly because of log or something across the path.
Nobody can see he's stopped
Barney comes over and crashes into him
I come over and crash into both of them

I've got both brakes locked but there's no stopping. It was dry and dusty

PhilDAS did DAS.

You definitely don't want me being Rider 3 in that scenario. Or maybe you do, I don't know what sick stuff you guys are into.

I fear that was a once in a lifetime opportunity

Can't see lightning striking twice

It was, after all, a particularly weird ride

https://youtu.be/ayShTXJgYHA

"Fun"

You do know I generate my own weather systems, right?

Fun is optional

@platypus has never been the same

Is what caused it? He just sits in a corner now, rocking back and forth, posting about tarps...

It's all part of making platypus stronger, for when he takes over

For someone who has never ridden on anything but tarmac, would it be foolish to come with a fixed, and if so, what gear ratio? My steamroller is already my best candidate for the forest.

It has been done before. I'd say it very much depends on your skill level and personal risk assessment

I think you can fit cyclocross tyres in a Steamroller?

This old website suggests 63" as being the best overall gear for offroad, which sounds about

right

http://www.63xc.com/faq/faq.htm#whycall

There's also this thread on here for advice, unless you're already familiar with it?

https://www.lfgss.com/conversations/346275/

I'd really advise against brakeless though

I feel summoned

It's all part of making platypus stronger, for when he takes over

Riding on the front?

Finally!

Guiding is a tricky thing to do from the back of the group

The satanic incantations worked then.

Less of your sinister goth ways in here please

I'll save them for the forest.

Reminds mean saw something in the forest the other day actually ...

Thought I took a photo of it, but there was a tree with a spiral painted round it then on the surrounding it, then the next time I passed it, it was dead. Eerie.

Aliens