The Cobblemonster (formerly known as TLC) - The cobbles, the hills, the madness.

My sources tell me Karl Lager- lout likes that look

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Here the front row at the South Babylon-don Fashion Week sneak preview party ( I must have a word with the Postman as my invite didn't arrive...) go all weak at the knees as the Brixton Cycles couture show begins....

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Wow.... no wonder there is rapturous applause....

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Oh no another fashion faux pas....

Yes black is just so last season in Gipsy Hill....

and they should have checked before clicking go on the production of this kit - yes you spotted it people the crosses are upside down....

Easy mistake to make I guess.

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Greetings folks,

Well here is a look you won't see in Gipsy Hill this April. If ever there was a last season's look here it is.

Fashionistas will be pleased though to see that the model is turning to the left which is a look the fash-pack thought they would never see...

Peace and love to all,
Tim

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Greetings folks,

So as you know... there is no bias on the agenda for Sarf Babylon-don fashion week.

This model looks right on trend. Ironic chav track-suit, matching colour for the beard, drop handlebar bike...

Corbyn - couture....

Peace and love,
Tim

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Greetings folks,

The fashionistas of SW16 are getting all pumped up ready for the big day in April...

Peace and love,
Tim

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Meanwhile just across the border in SW17, green is trending big style this Spring...

Peace and love,
Tim

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South Babylon-don fashion week news - flash !!!

Rumour has it a certain Rastafarian is going to be channelling influences from Queen's ' A night at the Opera ' album from way back inna 1975 stylee for their fashion week look.

Ooh I feel a bit funny looking at that....

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Greetings folks,

Now then meanwhile in SW12 where the shutter company have done a roaring trade, virtually all front doors are grey or olive and only an Audi 4x4 will do for the trip to Waitrose.... This lot - yes the Balham Velo Club are rocking their conformity couture collection.

Living the dream,
Tim

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SARF BABYLON-DON FASHION WEEK EXCLUSIVE....

News just in ..........

In a unique collaboration with Cobble-meister Couture, the legendary
Giorgio Arma-ginalgainsford will be launching his new DOPE collection at the Gipsy Hill Tavern on 09.04.17

Have a lovely weekend people.

Peace and love always,
Tim

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Greetings folks,

Now then I don't know how this fashionista cyclist finds the time to do all the things he does.... But this honourable member is about to launch today his latest venture raising the standards of evening wear for London...

You won't see this look in Cheshire much but he has promised to pop in on the day.

Peace and love and three weeks to go...,
Tim

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Loving your blog Jah Tim :)

And looking forward to the ride - yeeehaw!

This fashion icon has been around for decades.
A real classic, so stylish, always so well turned out.
Sure to be a real head turner at Sarf- Babylon-don Fashion Week
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Oh and the Brompton's not bad either...

Peace and love by so called royal appointment....to one and all,
Tim

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Loving your blog Jah Tim :)

Frankly, fashion bloggers can >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :)

Greetings folks,

Well we've waited a long time and finally Babylon-don's famous Babylon-don's number one fashion guru breaks his silence...

Oliver will be launching his 'Frabkly couture' collection at the Gipsy Hill Tavern on 09.04.17.

I salute your style Oliver....

Peace and love,
Tim

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Obsessed with attire, JahTIM is forgetting to post endlessly about comedy bikes that you could ride on the Silly Ride Formerly Known As The London Classic (SRFKATLC).

Behold! Behold! I Come Quickly! Riding The Custom Cobble x Shopper Monster

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I wooden mind having a go on this machine made from all-natural fibres, necessity and inventiveness bourne through a lack of basic parts.

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Older riders are especially welcome on the SRFKATLC. Helmets not compulsory.

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Greetings Ben,

I am loving those flip flops - strong trend this spring...

Peace and love,
Tim

P.S. Not quite sure if this is the sort of thing you are after - posted a few pages back - it certainly is a strong look. Many from Sarf Babylon-don will recognise this bloke from Wimbledon and Tooting. The most uncanny thing is his name is James Bond.....​ Certainly brightens up a dull day...

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I am glad you have been complimentary about my Mum..... in 144 above

So that's what Teenslain looks like.

Greetings you lovely people,

I'm gonna be away from a computer for a few days which may be a blessed relief to you all...

Just over two weeks to go until the BIG DAY !!!

Looking at other threads I understand the forum has it's 10th birthday this weekend, so in honour of that ' Happy Birthday to you all...'

Peace and love,
Tim

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Thanks Timothy.

Framebuilders take note^ Tim's custom cakemaker has a new BB cluster design for you.

Greetings folks,

It can be a tough decision to make - which club to ride for...... This top athlete has ridden for a number of cycle clubs and always fallen out with the club's management. My sources tell me he is now Clacton Wheelers Cycle Club's only rider.

Dougie C will be here on the big day in April. He has promised to man / person the Fruitcake Stall at the Gipsy Hill Tavern. As you can imagine the layout of the beer garden, the Fruitcake Stall will be situated on the far right as you enter...

What a wonderful weekend we've just had. Been out in Sarf Suffolk and there were so many cyclists out yesterday - great to see....

Great also to see all the 10th Berfday ride pics and write ups - Allez LFGSS !

Peace and love to all,
Tim

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