General Lucifer's Verbal Warning

Yeah. I've not been following this thread, what's the tl;dr?

Northerner talks dirty to you for £3. Venue required.

Awesome, @General_Lucifer wants to do a gig at LMNH, could you do any form of intro between him and the guys to see if they will host an event?

Ta!

@middleofnowhere Said it better.. haha.

Really nice to meet some people I haven't met before, hopefully cementing my reputation as "short".

That's always the most depressing part of seeing you again....

I realise we're pretty much the same height.

Wait, what?

It was an educational experience, I never realised all Derby fans were five foot six.

You spend five minutes in a room with banned from the internet and all of a sudden you're all heightist, next you'll be ranting about scousers and refusing to take a wheel.

@General_Lucifer can you PM me your contact details and I'll put you in touch with the LMNH people.

It's a slippery slope..

Thanks Sumo!

I had a meeting with HR this morning and she opened with that. The fact it was HR made it, somehow, even fucking worse.

What?

We're not.
I'm 168 cm.
The other two are not fewer than that.

Were you wearing big shoes or something then? I'm 174cm but i could swear we were the same height yesterday...

I never realised all Derby fans were five foot six.

That's fairly lofty for a Derby fan.

You were sat down.
Or I have a huge presence.

Luci, I'll do an intro for you with the LMNH people too.

T-shirt and book sales needed next time.

Sorry I coldn't reply to everything earlier - Soulless Boss has been sticking it to me all afternoon, just at a time when I really didn't need the heat!
I'm already looking into t-shirts and more books for next time. Now I've got a fund to invest in 'extras' due to the generous punters at Cycle PS last night, I hope I can put on a table of consumables!

I'll send my gubbins now, @Sumo. Cheers!

And yeah, any intros to venues is greatly appreciated! I'm not sure I'll rush to repeat last night's stunt of work-train-gig-kip-train-work in a hurry. I'll do it if the gig requires it, but I'm well spaced out now!

Good to meet you again, @WornCleat - your children were very well behaved, a credit to you! Was the pizza good?

His children are better behaved than him.