Overheard at the Guardian reading, Tofu eating, Yoghurt weaving, Vegan Deli Counter

I spent Friday and Saturday nights in a fancy treehouse in Sussex

it's high end artisan shit for me only

I spent Friday and Saturday in a non-fancy cottage in Sussex laughing at cunts who paid more for two nights in a poncey tree house than I do for a month.

my yurt making friend

paid more for two nights

Borderline Golf Club quote...

Never cross the borderline into Sussex. We eats golferists, but only when we's run out of roadkill.

I tried to buy a small pig once

It is fucking dear, it's true.

I've never had a mobile phone

was a Tory but

questionable yogurt

they own better coffee machines than they did back then

That is where I found my peace during meditation.

When I practice gratitude, it's part of my mantra

I will not touch bread if it is moist

I'm hard, hard left (I don't believe in the private sector; everything should be governed by everyone)

Tupperware works fine

Barry Homeowner shit.

llama fibre filled duvets.

llama fibre filled duvet

Maybe we can close the site down sooner?

Hence why I carry a mushroom knife every where I go on the off chance.