Overheard at the Guardian reading, Tofu eating, Yoghurt weaving, Vegan Deli Counter

Kid's books do seem to have a disproportionate amount of burglars.

Fairy Bread

prawn cocktail starters

Served the proper way, I hope, with Marie Rose sauce made from a mix of own brand ketchup and salad cream.

salad cream

mayonnaise (and paprika and lemon juice)

Is there any other way?

Mayo....now that just doesn't taste 70s right.

Fuck salad cream.

Is that a daily chant or are commas missing;)

As a child, I didn't know what ketchup was or salad cream. Maybe even mayo in a jar. Though ketchup was the same as the tomato sauce in the tinned pasta, and I have never had the tinned macaroni with the rice pudding sauce.

Loving the new Peter Kay thread.

Dinner time when caravaning in early 70’s
Frey Bentos Pie - had to be the steak one
Tin of potatoes
Tin of peas
Followed by angel delight, chocolate flavoured preferred. For years I thought this was chocolate mousse.
Still a meal I crave.
Edit : change labour to flavoured

Chocolate labour sounds like something the other caravan occupants wouldn’t enjoy you indulging in

Who doesn't love a bit of butterscotch whip

Introduced my kids to Angel Delight
They preferred the strawberry to butterscotch…heathens

The sugar tax rules have ruined Angel Delight no? I tried to introduce my daughter to it and we both agreed it was rancid. (Butterscotch)

Not in these parts… still a treat (59p)

Dibs if you'll post!

Your kids are right, butterscotch is the bowels of bowels.

Butterscotch is the taste of the colour of a Commodore 64

Whereas strawberry is flavour of an alpine meadow in May.

I though strawberry flavour was from the anal gland of a beaver

Always good to hear from someone with intimate knowledge of mammalian sphincters.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castoreum

Welcome to the club.

Maybe you guys are using the wrong altmilk

Absolute rubbish, the elves at Angel Delight use only the finest essence of strawberry, picked on a misty dawn. The butterscotch flavour is from crushed sweaty keyboards of obsolete computers.