Overheard at the Guardian reading, Tofu eating, Yoghurt weaving, Vegan Deli Counter

me and the Lab had stopped in at the worlds most expensive corner shop for a Kombucha.

also

can Kombucha ever be golf club?

missing wokerati in the title

Yeah, I couldn't fit it in so it scanned OK still.

Won't someone think of the bike riding?

What is it with these Granola Wellness types and their right wing views?

(For clarity this thread is for posting very much out of context quotes for entertainment purposes only)

My car.

merge with whole site.

so that'll be the second apple pencil you've lost in 2 months is it?

I was 9th biggest muesli buyer in streatham in '21.

I prefer horrible histories to nigel farage.

Modern mtb pedals are wonderful but they do not take kindly to a crepe sole.

I’m so proud. My own thread!
😂

Does anyone know a retailer that stocks greengage jam please?

https://www.tiptree.com/products/tc-greenage-jam

Lil pergola is high

It's a 'smell' that the person who bought it cared

amazing just how much the bracelet changes the vibe.

blowback

Yours forever. Hopefully all featured will take their being quoted with a pinch of (Pink Himalayan) salt.

Yeah, the postage is steep for one jar. Ideally I need to find a bucolic farm shop.

I didn't proceed that far into the purchasing process, but guessed at a disproportionate delivery charge.
I can't remember the last time I saw greengages for sale.

I was 9th biggest muesli buyer in streatham in '21.

Do keep up.

I need a jar by November, its not desperate yet

I bet if I ring up tiptree they would tell me their nearest stockist