The fall of the Tory party

How soon after the 5th of July will Laura Kuenssberg fuck off to GB News?

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The last election in July was on 5 July 1945 and it resulted in a Labour majority of 145! 🤞🙏

V good

Anyone got a better link to rainy Rishi? I was at work and missed it and the X link didn't work for me. Memes all well and good but I love a bit of D:ream

ABOUT. FUCKING. TIME.

Why is Stephen Mangan outside No 10?

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Aimed for Photo 1, achieved Photo 2

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https://twitter.com/snb19692/status/1793321440474808687?t=oIs4EY3nUL7_6bp8YLnTdg&s=19

These are those Heroes.

Needs more turds

All the Tory MPs that were holding off saying "I'm off" till a quieter part of the news cycle are going to have a rough week

BREAKING: Tory MPs are working on a plot tonight to CALL OFF the general election by replacing Rishi Sunak before Parliament is dissolved next Thursday. Several letters of no confidence are going into the 1922 committee

https://x.com/PolitlcsUK/status/1793381779669156305?t=tVTKmiiDFGFyKJWXLL9oAA&s=19

Strong and stable

This is the best bit of a great day.

What a suitably pathetic image for a pathetic PM. Sullen, in a dripping wet wool suit, conceding that his leadership is politically untenable for much longer.

He’s made hundreds of millions as PM, but all his money can’t erase this historical public indignity, and that’s a lovely silver lining.

Shits deserting a sinking rat?

That's a plot twist of the day I didn't see coming today.

One could almost believe that he is being deliberately undermined from the start. Or that he has employed the most useless team ever assembled.

They're Tories, so both of those things are part of the DNA.

I doubt there would be sufficient number of letters. It would be mayhem and make the party look even worse

Constitutional experts are tweeting that it isn't possible, even if they do have enough letters.

It's just (hilarious) fluff.

The only letters Tory MPs will soon be writing are job applications.

It's sooooo delicious isn't it?

I have also heard a rumour that so many sitting Tories are planning to leave that the CCHQ is struggling to get enough candidates.

HoHoHOHOho

Maybe I'll stand and then cross the floor if I win.

I cannot WAIT to see the next polls come rolling in.