The fall of the Tory party

Latest leaflet from the Tory Party in Burnley. Interesting choice of colour scheme ...

been chuckling a lot at this one

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The Guardian have a multiple choice Truss quiz, unfortunately it's not possible to tick all boxes.

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Well I think we can rule out the last answer as even vaguely plausible.

And the first for being delusional.

After she endorsed Trump yesterday I think she's gone full loco.

Using CINO as in Conservative In Name Only too

And the first for being delusional.

Isn't that the actual answer?

It does sound pretty plauisbly like something she'd say

Classic Tory Double Speak

https://x.com/BestForBritain/status/1780602944519581965

Christ alive, that interview's like an anxiety nightmare made flesh. The panic in his eyes when he was asked to make public his allegations.

Haha he knows they are false allegations, and that if he repeats them when not protected by parliamentary privilege then he is at risk of being sued. What a farce

What a farce

What a cunt. What a Tory. Oh hang on, that's the same thing.

What the fuck is this Tory survey shite “from the Prime Minister” dropping through my door with no Tory branding apart from a tiny bit of small print at the bottom of the sheet. Fuck right off.

Assume they think we’re one of the new gerrymandered constituencies they can actually win.

Post the franked envelope back empty is the current thinking. Does that waste their cash? Could find a cat turd in the garden… Don’t want postie handling anything nasty through.

fill with batteries and heavy rubbish and then return to sender

But only if you don't need a shit....

lol, lots of comments for them to unpack when they get my return
Also, as they’ve not bothered to call an election then this spend is from tax-payers not Cuntservative party funds Am. I Right?

Edit
Also the form doesn’t fit in the envelope unless you fold it up in half
Couldn’t even get an envelope specification right, the wnakers

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Couldn’t even get an envelope specification right

General election, now

Probably the wrong thread but I’ve really had enough of the “Labour are the same as the Tories”. I’m not mightily impressed by Labour but I’m calling bullshit.

Unless you’re trying to convince yourself that Labour is a borderline fascist party that believes in economic isolation and ultra-nationalism while pushing the views of the far right for at least a couple of years if not longer then the suggestion is utterly risible and suggests that you have an agenda, aren’t paying attention or are just very dim (no reason not to be 3 from 3).

But yes, let’s write off Labour, let’s honk on about economic incompetence (hypocrisy much) and pick apart every Labour utterance while giving the Tories a free pass (“time to move on” - fucking A but not in the way you mean). And yes, let’s pile in on Angela Rayner while ignoring Sunak’s, at best, opaque tax arrangements.

I mean, it’s almost like 14 years and counting of Tory destruction, corruption and spite haven’t happened, let’s shift to what Labour, not in power, is and isn’t doing. Labour aren’t implementing policies, they aren’t thrashing around like a fish out of water, gasping for air, they aren’t desperately salting the battlefield.

Labour are far from perfect but they are good enough at the moment, we’ve had 14 years of the Tories clearly showing us who they are and what they represent and they have to go (really, they should hang their heads in collective shame and fuck off quietly to their lucrative non executive directorships and consultancies).

So, Labour and the Tories are the same? Do fuck off

Well said mate 👌

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/tory-mp-mark-menzies-under-investigation-campaign-funds-bhksggpwl

Have we had this yet?

Mark Menzies MP (Fylde) has lost the Conservative whip after
allegedly using campaign funding to pay for medical expenses and a
ransom payment after being locked in a flat by 'bad people'.

The Government's official majority now stands at 43.

wtf? He threw up in the flat and the bad people demanded $5k for the cleaner. This all seems rather murky.

#KayBurley: Is it appropriate that Suella Braverman found herself on stage with a speaker who's under investigation for right-wing
extremism & another speaker argued the Christchurch mosque shooter had
legitimate concerns..?

Laura Trott: I don't think that should be the bar..

https://twitter.com/Haggis_UK/status/1780485349392736355

"Lynn, some bad people have locked me in a flat and I need £5,000. Yes it is matter of life and death"

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