The fall of the Tory party

it's just so normalised now

I think Johnson's refusal to take responsibility for anything, refusal to sack any of his ministers for breaching ministerial code and standing by MPs no matter what has definitely helped. He has a lot to answer for in the degradation of standards for our elected officials. Although of course a lot of these offences happened prior to him becoming PM the threshold seems to have moved substantially, MPs used to have no choice but to resign for a lot less than they do now.

Hasn't Blunt been quite critical of government recently? Knew the writing was on the wall?

He's my MP

… reached the previous peak…

FTFY

Yeah this will be forgotten as usual since there is so much shit happening sadly.

Probably, but the impression in people’s minds that the Tories, generally, are wrong ‘uns will be reinforced that bit more.

Christ

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/oct/27/boris-johnson-join-gb-news-presenter

Johnson arriving a bit late to the GB News prime-time... It was inevitable though. Shit does tend to flocculate.

Ha - beaten by seconds.

Utterly shameless, only surprise is to be surprised

George Osborne saying there are some shocking text messages to come in the Covid inquiry next week.

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Johnson being a fuckwit is in no way shocking

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Riffing on above, on a ‘lest we forget’ basis, who are the three shittest Tories?

Define your own criteria and rank them or just pool them in a collective pile of poo, who are they?

And at the end, we can have a list

Extra points (there are no points) for explaining your rationale

1. Tories
   
2. People who vote for Tories
   

Add in Tory donors* and that’s your three

*I reckon there’s a fair percentage can’t vote in the UK

1) Thatcher, there are few things I hate but that rancid dead old bitch is one, soooo much that is wrong can be traced back to that CUNT!

2) Thatcher, again, THAT REMINDS ME , MUST GO AND DANCE ON IT'S GRAVE

3) Cameron, Brexit: Fuck up of Historical Importance.

1) Red Wall Working class Tories like Lee Anderson and Jonathan Gullis. Total cunts.

2) Tories purporting to be Christian and Tweeting 'He is arisen' and shit at Easter such as Rees-Mogg.

3) Ultra Brexit headbangers such as John Redwood, Steve Baker, Andrew Bridgen

Andrew Bridgen

No longer a Tory. So you can have him as an added bonus cunt.

Distilling down to a Top 3 is no easy task, there’s easily a dozen Top 3’s that are legitimate contenders, but in no order I’ll go with

• Braverman
  
• Anderson
  
• Wiggin (my MP, sneering, grifting prat)
  
  

I’ll now reconsider all the horrors that I’ve left out and want to reconsider.

I will take Bridgen, Johnson and Farage as free hit Tory adjacent cunts though. And Tice and Fox, coming out with shit that must Tory MPs agree with but have too much animal cunning to reveal in plain site (well, not Gullis, he absolutely leans into obnoxious cuntery)

(When polled, I say undecided)

Surprised nobody has mentioned Chope.

I see your Chope and raise you Swayne

Grayling or go home.

Yeah, but Gyles Brandreth...

Fabricant

John Howell
Who?
Exactly
Missing inaction