The fall of the Tory party

Are they comparing the quarter when everyone pays their self assesment tax bills with one where nobody does? That's journalism!

why doesn't he just offer everyone £100 to vote Tory? that would be a bit more honest.

They could do that but as everyone knows they just back track on there promises as usual.

Sunak I recon will be out at the next GE there’s too much shit come out about him now

"Sorry, you can only claim £50 to vote Tory. We have determined you are part of a group that does not yet qualify for the full £100."

It would absolutely 100% have to be means tested, otherwise that's just socialism

i think it is means tested - the more you are worth, the more they give you.

Jeremy Hunt standing down as an MP is just too much
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/oct/21/jeremy-hunt-set-to-quit-as-mp-in-fear-of-a-portillo-moment

Basically not standing now, just not standing again so he gets all the bonuses. I think there will a good few of them doing this as they know the time is up for the torys.

There just no way he can stay as chancellor in the run up to the election.

Get Liz in! Or Suella.

Surely Sunak the spreadsheet sensei should bring the beat back as Chancellor, he’s across the detail and can pivot table and everything

Is there actually any jeopardy at all for these grifters?

GE now.

I'll take £100 to vote Tory. Doesn't matter for shit round here and I'd obviously never do it anyway.

Penny is on the phone to Jeremy this evening...

https://youtu.be/uHCh_Xdhg8I

I'm think going to enjoy an every more hapless Sunak telling anyone who'll listen that everything is fine, there's nothing wrong apart from the fact that people aren't voting for them and don't worry the'll be doing that tomorrow and it's all fine etcetc.

Whilest those that can get out do. And the only ones left with any conviction are those who want his job.

Should go to the country after a last throw of the dice Give Away Tax Cutting Budget, but bet he dosen't. Should be fun watch it all fall apart.

Every now and again I recall that Sunak, the incumbent PM of a thirteen year continuous government, is attempting to sell himself as the 'change' candidate. Probably on advice from Dom 'mad lad' Cummings.

It just cracks me up.

I read this last week but obviously tried to scrub it from my memory banks, but the one year anniversary of Sunak being PM is on 25th Oct which means the moratorium on leadership challenges is up and fuck me dead the letters of no confidence are going in already.

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#bringbacktruss

As if folk have amnesia and have forgotten about the royal cunt of it he's been making and all the money he's gave to his family during covid. Guys a joker.

For the last 5 years all Graham Brady must have done is read letters.

I wonder how he checks they are authentic? Knock up some HoC stationary and submit a few. I've got a copy of my MPs signature on a letter round here somewhere.

They’ve got the shovels out and are digging up Maggie.

Tbf, a corpse could do a better job than any living Tory

I am of course presuming someone drove a stake through her heart before they buried her, otherwise she's definitely not dead